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When I was a kid, all that macho dad stuff made me laugh

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When I beat my sister's boyfriend's [censored] down the front porch and into the street over a penetration joke, all his en vogue apathy and ignorant disbelief that family members will resort to violence made me giggle.

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I'm sure your sister thought it funny too. But probably not. That leaves only two choices for your daughter to bring home. The first: a eunich who will acquiesce to your every whim or 2: the rebel, biker, drug dealer who possesses their own firearms.

Maybe it never occurred to the guys that the girls also want to get laid? I remember my first job, we had a lady working there who was about 80 years old. She used to tell us how well we have it now. One of her favorite lines was, "When we wanted to have sex we had to get married."

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Don't get me wrong, I'm a single guy without children who worked hard to circumvent those fathers when I was in high school. I won't ever be the shotgun-wielding father, but I can sure understand why some are when guys like me come walking up to their front porch.

That's the problem.

We all remember why we wanted to date their daughter.

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...requiring some increased boyfriend defense methodologies...

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If you haven't developed the "touch my daughter and you die" look for her future prospective suitors, you should start practising. It's a father's prerogative, after all.

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Always be sure to be cleaning a Shotgun with a box full of shells nearby when the boys visit.

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I actually picked up a girl for a date in high school while her father was just wandering his front yard with a shotgun. Nothing like that type of introduction to make everyone feel at ease.

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Well, don't you live in Texas?

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He's got Sacramento on his Loc which IS near Elf, which might explain a lot.

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1) Yes, Lei, it was in Texas. Even there, I only ran into that issue once though.

2) Careful, Peterbilt. There's this gas station by his house...

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...requiring some increased boyfriend defense methodologies...

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If you haven't developed the "touch my daughter and you die" look for her future prospective suitors, you should start practising. It's a father's prerogative, after all.

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Always be sure to be cleaning a Shotgun with a box full of shells nearby when the boys visit.

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I actually picked up a girl for a date in high school while her father was just wandering his front yard with a shotgun. Nothing like that type of introduction to make everyone feel at ease.

Welcome, Constance, and this:

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used to be a florist

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...is pretty cool just because I've never known one before, even if you damn them all now.

Enjoy.

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Claws/SR FTW!

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Aww, I missed you.

My almonds were lonely without you hanging on them.

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technically they didn't kill any group. PE still has more than enough to field 8.

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as of last night, we did not have enough to field a 8 man team...

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We have 8 exactly, at the moment. Here's hoping nobody sprains a finger.

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What's Big Howie mean

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Way to e-stalk me dude. Want a cookie? Also, not too hard to figure out. Note: Howie is not my name.

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Otherwise, it'd be Little Howie.

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Issue 12: Pow, Biff, Boom, Bam!

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That got a chuckle.

Okay, after some pointing out that Duck sounds like a girl while going through puberty, I'm retracting my request.

Ya'll aren't done with me yet, sorry for the bonus drama.

Please remove @iltat and @Pinghole from the roster.

Thanks for the times, ya'll.

We may have gotten last in our division, but our stickiness remains strong.

Woohoo, our roster didn't accidentally get deleted by never being updated.

Workin' that day until 8 PST.

I won't be there Tuesday night. Only night in two weeks that I've been closing (working 'til 10:30 PST)

An administrator will review my application.

All mine are IOed on Test. I don't even remember what I signed up, but since you kept the sign-up sheet, I'll just listen to what you tell me to do.

Also, I've got 4 fully IOed toons on Live that can copy over, including my Claws/SR Scrapper (the dood from the FoL match) whose got all the Health uniques, 5 LotGs, GotA Run Speeds, and a bunch of other crap. I have zero purples on Live, though I'm working on that and may have a few by gametime.

I'm working through Christmas, though opening most every morning, so I should be free for almost any practice. PST here though, so as late as possible is appreciated. Pingus practice on Sundays sometimes. I dunno, we haven't practiced in like a month.

And a penguin.

And a kitten.

And a...

Okay, I don't remember the comic or have time to look through the archives, double ewe tee eff are you?

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@Sugar Frosted Agent (No jokes)

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I'm sure I'll never make a joke about this.

Dood, the penguin's on the kitty team, sweet

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you suck. my best is 588.

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593.5

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749.6 wewt.

Well, at least we got some mini-drama and a game that consisted of smacking penguins with clubs.

I always liked Flamingo Golf better, though.

I feel cheated. My SG roster never gets any drama.

*just moved from Tornado Season to Earthquake Land*

I ain't skeered.

I got all 33 costumes now.

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all i really wanted were 4 costumes.

! Carnie Harlequin
Knives of Artemis
Coralax
Galaxy

i got 32 of the costumes... EXCEPT Harlequin after about 5 hrs

Then 4 more hours of trick or Treating ...

Finally! .....

The very last one i received out of the total 33 was OF COURSE the one i wanted most!

WHYYYYYYYYY ! ????????????? LOL

Happy Halloween - Great Addicting Event!
What A Blast Though!



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I'm on hour 7.

Missing the Scrapyarder.