catsi563

put your left cheek in put your left cheek out
put your whole butt in and you shake it all about
youy do the thrilley killey and you spatter blood about thats what its all about.

outstanding miss Abyss your an all star in my book great job

let em know if I can send more stuff for your future use

nah blarghys on that, sent him to the 2 cent store thats only open for 2 minutes every 2 days.

I have sent craban to the store for elbow grease and headlight fluid. that should keep him busy for a while.

and now for something completely different

*runs a power drill through NAKs ears* their that should help

donkey pong anyone

no but pong was =0_o=

* PONGS!! NAK and blargy with huge energy blasts*

sure lets sing the doom song

doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoom

loves the most powerful force in the universe. its an almsot universally accepted device in mythology for characters to risk all for love.

mmm anticat=O_O= look out for the caltrops

Gruven

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Hey, lookit what I found!

*shows off invisible thing*

And it kills people just by thinking, too, watch!

*concentrates briefly*

There. Somebody just died. Cool, huh? I'm gonn do it again!

*sits down and concentrates*

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*shoots craban* =^_^=

wow it works neat

*dances off giggling hysterically*

I have a whale of a tale of a tail of a whale

* WALLOPS!!! blarghy with a whales tail. knocks him colder then a walrus tush.*

=^_^= so think this is a fluke?

meYAR mew has the harpoon =^_^=

*Throws harpoon spears blarghy*

=O_O= whoops sowie blarghy

=<.<=
=>.>=
=^_^= anyone for blarghkabob?

=O_O=

* CLANNNNGS!!!!! Blarghy with WAR MACE *

ooo look a muffin *eats muffin up* =^_^= yum blueberry.

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I'm so tough, I was born with teeth!

I'm so tough, I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast, every morning... Without milk!

I'm so tough, I can smash through a brick wall... Just by looking at it!

I'm so tough, that I fight a thousand legions of ninja on my way home... With both hands and one foot behind my back!

BEAT THAT YOU WUSSES!!!

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*Drops an uce cube down profs trousers* =^_^=

WOW that looked painful what happend to that catsi plushy. O_O

good thing mew keeps a bunch of those around =^_^=

Yeah we do have the bread fruit mines. *points to the mine under crabans feet*

<.<

*throws Bananas in the dog kennel with the nasty rabid rottweillers watches blarghy go flying in after them*

*giggles hysterically as ripping and tearing sounds ensue*

Craban lost his marbles huh? probably explains these

*scatters crabans marbles all over the floor under NAKs feet watches NAK go slip sliding away.*

*looks at crabans brain* >.>-@

Young man Put your brains back in your head! have you lost your mind!? @_@

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*wakes up*

Look ma, no hands!

*dies*

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*pulls out crabans brains* O_O

look ma no brains

"I go by Grahn now." in that bronze slabs rubbing together voice.

He thought for a moment about just splattering the nutcase all over the pavement right then and their, but something held him back. curiosity? feelings of isolation maybe? Meh. it didnt matter he gathered his legs beneath the 8ft and 2000lbs of muscle and jumped landing with a concrete crunching thoom!!. Then proceeded to follow Damukag.

The two made an odd pair even here on Mercy Island. A city of villians both common and Superhuman. as the walked Damukag made light conversation sometimes speaking in poem or Rhyme. Grahn didnt respond except to grunt noncommitaly. He was far more intelligent then his monstrous appearance suggested, the transformation not having altered his mind. but he rarely showed it as it was a tool for having foes underestimate him.

Predators looled out at the pair form alley ways. skulls, and hellions, some blighted, even some lost. shady characters all looking for fresh meat. All of them sized up the pair for attack but one look at Grahn alone was enough to persuade them to seek easier prey elsewhere.

As they approached the Snake hole a group of skulls stood around playing some Dice. they looked up at as Damukag stepped around the corner and approached the entry to the snake lair.

"Well Well what do we have here. another little destined scumbag fresh off the boat." Cracked the leader eliciting chuckles from the other 4. their eyes gleamed with malice out of their skull painted faces.

"So what are we to do with you?" pondered the leader out loud. "I Know well uh uh uh... sorry RUN!!!" he screamed as Grahn rounded the corner. His buddies suddenly decided they had appointments elsewhere, that they were late for such appointments, and that further delay would be disastrous. Fleeing as fast as their legs could carry them they disapeared rapidly and probably would not stop till they reached Perez Park.

GRahn had secured quite the reputation as a viscious and brutal monster. he had allready crushed a snake uprsising and beaten down a powerful vampyre leader of the councel. It was this reputation that probably had saved the skulls lives. Grahn would have been content simply swatting them out of the way. His new companion would probably have done far worse. judgeing by his eyes. they flashed madness and cruelty. Grahn smiled inwardly hell this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

*loads crabans corpse into catapult.*

*plays amazing grace on bagpipes*

*pulls trigger firing corpse , salutes craban as he recedes int he distance.*

*giggles hysterically while irish jigging away*

*looking at the smiling face bowing down before him.* "Like living dangerously do we. "Grahns voice was a deep and booming. Like two brass slabs rubbing together.

"What do you want little man? and best you not waste my time."

He Stood up towering over Damukag and looked meaningly at the corpse of the troll washed up on the beach. Massive muscles rolled under his scaly skin as he stretched his arms and he cracked his knuckles each one making a popping sound like miniature gunshots.

Violence and power implied in his every movement. He waited for Damukags response.

As Damukag made his way to the snake hole his attention was drawn by a roar of a crowd. A blood thirsty roar combining the worst elements of humanity in attendance with a blood sport.

Curious he went to the arena where the roar became more pronounced. a chant low and ominous.

" GRAHN GRAHN GRAHN GRAHN."

Looking down into the arena which was a haphazard octagon of steel and barbed wire. Damukags eyes widened at the spectacle before him.

A Caliban one of the largest and most powerful of the troll gangs leaders was facing off against another greenskin. the caliban was big, pushing six foot six and weighing in at 400 lbs according to the crude score board that flashed the particulars including hsi name Brogg.

His opponent on the other hand was no troll. The Being facing the caliban was Massive. Trully Behemoth nearly eight feet tall. and almost as wide, An Awesome Physique With massive arms and legs as thick as tree trunks, Sledgehammer hands larger then frozzen turkeys. A chest as thick through the middle with muscle and sinew as a Bull. The green scaly skin had the texture of a snake combined with a crocodile. and the 2 batlike ears flared from a head that was monstrously ugly. Black eyes like a sharks pupiless and cruel looked at the caliban as if a shark eyeing a potential meal.

The Massive being Slammed his hands together on his chest like some great Ape And roared. A roar of primal fury and rage that shook the ground beneath Damukags feet. and half deafened him, and the audience with him.

Brogg the Caliban roared in defiance he had taken an extra dose of SUPAdyne. A new derivative of dyne that pumped him up into a supa troll he would burn out faster for it but it would be worth it. as the Dyne filled rage flowed through hi he charged with a bull like roar at Grahn.

Grahn roared in rage and charged The two met in a Bone smashing collision akin to two semis slamming into each other. They exhanged blows that would shatter concrete and whcih shook the stands. As Damukag watched with concealed interest he noticed something. The Troll fought with unabashed fury unthinking and viscious.

He didnt have a chance. Grahn was also fighting with an Primal Unstoppable rage, but his rage was controlled. he began to see the brain behind that gruesome face was thinking, fighting with a skill that suggested military training of some sort. even more so he realized that Grahn was toying with the Troll. letting him tire and burn himself out. The trolls massive blows were raining down on Grahn but now Damukag noticed that the few that actually connected werent having the desired effect. Then Grahn finished the match. A thunderous haymaker slammed down on Brogg indenting him into the concrete ground. grabing the stunned troll before he could recover Grahn threw a bone crushing punch that shattered the trolls face, blood spattering. Lifting the calliban over his head with ease Grahn brought Brogg down over one knee cracking his spine with sound like a gunshot going off. then taking the broken corpse Grahn reared back and hurled it out of the arena. the limp form circumscribing an arc which would carry it more then a half a mile into the sea.

Smashing his hands against his chest Grahn roared again GRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNN!!!!, the distictive roar which with the scientists who had witnessed his birth had named him. money changed hands rapidly as the crowd chanted again Grahn Grahn Grahn Grahn Grahn Grahn.

Grahn walked out of the arena having satiated his lust for violence for the moment. his power was growing still. He was slowly but steadilly regaining the awesome might that had enabled him to rampage through Paragon City and to Crush the Freedom Phalanxe under his massive scaled feet. Even Statesman himself had fallen. he would have broken Statesman right then and their. Killed Him dead. If the accursed Demolition Girls hadnt interfered. The memory still burned in him and the memory of cold and ice that had trapped him rendering him helpless as a babe.

Well he would revenge himself upon them someday but not now. First he would regain his true strength. then he would crush anyone that stood in his way. Even Recluse himself would fall if he interfered. Nothing would stop him again.

GRahn Brooded alone on a rocky out cropping over looking the sea. A new future was coming. A future of rage.

((good start Grahn is my SS/invuln brute. inspired by the ambomination one of my fave villians of all time.))