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=O_o= Mew!! Bob returning you say? very well, mew well grant the restraining order. It prohibits you from being within 200 pages of any dancing purple hippos.

=^_^= next case!! *gavel gavel*

=O_o= mew turbo do you have a reciept from GA if so mew may have a case.

mew well hear this case on tuesday at 11:55 am then break for lunch=^_^= next case!

*gavel gavel*

=O_o= hmmm thurmin these are very serious charges mew well have to deliberate on this long and hard.

*reaches into desk and flips coin*

Hmm Justice isnt on justice its on freedom, virtue doesnt exist on virtue most of the villians hang out their, See Bale-Fire lvl 50 fire fire fire tank for a champion on champion, and yes you cna have a fruit smoothey but only if you bring mew one too. next case!

*gavel gavel*

=O_O= Mew!! not a ninja you say pepsi? well he is wearing black and he has a sword.

=>_<= mew mr turbo can you prove you are a ninja? if not mew well be forced to hold you in contemp.....Which is somewhwere in new mexico. then mew well have bailiff mountain troll pull your arms off and beat you with them.

=>_<= mew well grant turbo 1 hour to gather evidence to show hes still a ninja and not a ballerina. nextc ase!

*gavel gavel*

=>_<= good uplink. cause its time for lunch any ways

=^_^= mew all thats an hour for lunch *gavel gavel*

=>_<= No nono *bonks bad_luck onna he noggin with a squeaky toy*

this is a parody of justice not a travesty.

in this hallowed courrt we wel prove that justice is not blind.. .......

=^_^= Shes crosseyed. *puts glasses on statue of lady justice*


oh and uplink yes the court finds that this is all your fault. so your guilty as charged. the court sentences you to 30 days of hard labor as sleepy kitties pillow washer.

*gavel gavel* Next case!

* a courtroom just outside teh litterbox and acrtoss the yard form TAs pool and teh corner store*

*within a moutain troll presides as bailiff and a googley eyed catsi plushy sits behind the judges assistants desk*

All rise for teh honorable judge catsi. kitty court is now in session.

*Catsi comes out wearing cooky robe and funny red rubber nose, sits behind judges desk on a booster seat*

*bangs toy gavel on desk* *GAVEL GAVEL*

=^_^= Mew Mew!! Tankies bailiff moutain troll first case please.

yeah same for mews shortest story mew gots is mews brutes story and its a doozy.

Just an idea to allow people to play dark power sets in your VG. make the dark sets based on clouds of self replicating nanites instead of negative energy. the nanites damages the target and then return to the host with new information which is assimilated internally. the damage caused by the nanites can cause fatigue and other symptoms.

just a thought gl with your VG

yeah =O_o= even paladium tooka hit. though theres was due to some nasty insider treachery. still the sentiment is the same. RPG companies lately it seems have been under the gun.

=^_^= YAY!! PEP!! *pounces and huggles the pep*

nah not really. considering most child laws. one could assume that paragon city has laws in place, provisos, addenda etc. that cover such. ,

most likely insisting that child heroes, attend regular schooling, have an parental figure or guardian available, or appointed by the law. Aslo it wouldnt suprise mew to see a child hero academy or private school that teaches young children to control their powers and become heroes for the city.

*gathers up snow in a snopwball the size of a volkswagon*

*rears back, aims and builds up*

*BLASTS!! NAK with blazing bolt*

*hops on snowball and rolls it around like a circus ball*

giggles hysterically the whole time*

*takes pic of NAKS new warchest*

*sniffs proudly*

*BLASTS NAK with a bazzoooka*

*dances away dives into a puddle and vanishes*

*pins NAK to the warchest*

*uses red ink to draw blood*

*pins accolade on VTs tush*

*oots away*

*reappears as a deluisonal state*

=^_^= mew did but thats not really important right now. disappears in a puff of coocoo puffs*

*keys to gorilla cage clatter to the ground*

((nice story. if you want try this group mews a part of. http://ivorytower.11.forumer.com/))

((real good group not hardcore roleplay or PVP but consistent and lots of fun. register at the sight and read some of the stories to descide which house to interview with and you can tryout with some of the mebers from their.))

((again good story and have fun out their))

=^_^= but not on the radio.


oh video killed the radio star *scampers away singing buggles song*

=^_^= Mow!! good story and welcome to our fold.

*pounces and huggles lighthouse in greeting*

*sticks a coffin at the extra place setting*

*coffin rumbles and shakes*

*coffin has RIP jenkins on it*

*poots about in back ground appearing in random places*

*bounces off walls and ceilings in slow motion*

*proceeds to shift forms into the most god awful bizzarre shapes*

*bounces around in extreme slow motion*

=O_o= prehaps blowfish poison in the salsa is a bad thing...

=^_^= and perhaps itll just kill ya

*poot vanishes*

=^_^= that you wouldnt eat chips dipped in this salsa bowl

*hands nak salsa bowl with chips in it*

*fails to mention the blowfish poison in the salsa bowl.*

*points to VT snoozing away with whipped cream in hand*

*poots away giggling hysterically*

*fails to mention the nitro glycerine in the whipped cream can*

*poot*

*appears behind nak and VT*

*turns stereo system up to louder then a tenenagers bedroom stereo which is just shy of a nasa rocket launch*

*cranksguitar hendrix style blowing nak adn VT throught he wall*

=^_^= MAOW!! thank you!! good night!! *poot vanishes*

*fades into view floating in the sky giggling softly to nothing in particular*

*fades away leaving only huge cheshire cat grin which fades away into a sun*