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This one is also marked to be saved, so no need to repost it:

Steelclaw's City of Oz!

I'll be posting these in order of oldest to newest, doing my best to get them right.

First of all, just a link because the oldest thing I found was a Guide that will already never be purged because it's in the guides section. So click the link to find....

Steelclaw's Guide to Protective Parenting!

So, Steelclaw. With all of your brilliant humorous lists out there, I figured the best way that we can view them all is for you to keep them all posted in one thread. Then everyone can enjoy your funny quips all in one place! On top of that, it'll give you a place where people can post random comments and you can comment on those comments!

So, I hereby designate this thread as...

[u]The Official Steelclaw Humorous List Thread[u] (or HLT for short)

I'm going to go through the effort of searching through the boards and collect all of Steelclaw's humorous lists and combine them all here.

And if Steelclaw humors me, I'd love it if he'd consolidate all his future lists to this thread, and perhaps we might be able to talk the Mods into giving it protection from deletion and perhaps a sticky!

What do you all say!

Steel, you are a Paragon City treasure.

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when you're fighting reds and taking the alpha strike for the team to get them moving.


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That was always one of my favorite tricks when I was playing FF. It would shame skittish tankers and scrappers into actually STARTING a fight for once.

I have a Fire/Regen scrapper right now and I love him. Fire Sword Circle FTW!

Like when I answered Trout Defense as the first reply?

Am I the only one that came in here expecting something, ANYTHING having to do with Charlie Brown?

Do you need to borrow this for a while?

Well, I DID get here by way of Protector, so I'd say Yes.

They'z full of kwaziez ova there!

They'll be back.... AND in GREATER numbers!

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P.S. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

Thanks for that intro Ozzie, great stuff. Anyways, I just wanted to announce that I'm now, after 4 years, returning to the very first server that I was ever on, Justice. I actually spent my first year in this game on the Justice Server, where I got PK up to level 50 for the first time.

Since then, I spent about 3 years on Freedumb, and then the last 6 months on Protector before they kicked me out!

So, hi guys and gals. I'm back! BEWARE!

By the way, you can't vote me out, cause I'm here to stay.

Yay! I'm home again!

Trout Defense.

Yup, they've been there from the START, and I ALWAYS jump in there to get the explosion. Why? Because there is a 30/30/30 chance of getting a buff/debuff or nothing. And since the debuffs last HALF as long as the buffs, it's always worth it to take the gamble, if you ask me.

Strange, I've been told MANY times that I'm awesomely stupid.

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A Pondering

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I think so Brain, but if we gave Peas a chance, wouldn't it make the Carrots jealous?

I eat Panzerwaffles for BREAKFAST!

They're really great with a good raspberry syrup.

One final note to the OP. If you want to solo, I strongly recommend Repulsion Field. It's one of the best "shields" you'll ever have as a Defender. It's an autohit knockback aura centered VERY closely around you. It'll cut down the damage coming at YOU substantially and can also be used offensively in a team situation to save people. It will also free up your "hands" to do other things, like blast stuff.

I'll leave the rest to others, good luck.

I never said that any of them were pure support or pure damage, except the original incarnation of Controllers. I believe I said as much in my OP that they were all mixed with major and minor specialties. Now you are trying to put words in my mouth.

The conversation is over for me when someone starts to fling insults like "childish" and "rambling" and starts accusing me of inexperience. I've said my piece, and have nothing more to say to you.

So then I was ALSO right when I said that tankers do more damage than Defenders BECAUSE they are melee.

As I said above, they do "about" the same as Defenders, but more.

Like 50 cents vs 65 cents, which are both nowhere near a $1.20.

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Nice one, you picked the lowest damage tanker secondary verses one of the highest aoe damage blasters.

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That was the POINT. I was talking in generalities and Fury was trying to get into specifics. So I got into ridiculous specifics.

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vs a tanker who has a .65 damage modifier I believe

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I believe that's true as well.... which is I think the same damage modifier that Defenders have.... so does that mean I was right earlier when I said they do "about the same damage"?

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Defenders still beat even Fire Controllers for AoE damage output.

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Are you counting the nukes?

By the way, thanks for actually being HELPFUL. I wish I could say the same. I guess I'm just getting bitter after seriously playing a Scrapper for the first time and finally seeing what I've been missing.

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Tankers? I'd say they do about as much damage as Defenders. Just up close.

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Do you know WHY they do more damage than Defenders? Because in general melee damage is higher than ranged damage.

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I don't know how to respond. You contradicted yourself.

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No I didn't.

50 cents is "about" as much as 65 cents, but 65 cents is still more.

I've played plenty. Just because there are exceptions to the rule doesn't mean they don't apply as generalities.

If you want to prove me wrong, take a Stone/Ice tank and show him doing more damage than a Fire/Mental Blaster.

In GENERAL, these things are true. There are always exceptions to any rule.