Vulcanite

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  1. *leaves his post and goes to talk to Sister Psyche*

    Hey Sister Psyche, you see that puppy and kitty over there playing?

    *SP nods*

    I swear if one more of my Task Forces come back as failures I'm gonna punt them all the way to Atlas Park
  2. Vulcanite

    Statements Only

    water DOES make body parts shrink...
  3. This is a combination of detective/inspired/joke toon

    I give you Tracy Dix

  4. It's raining men! Halleljuah Its raining men!!
  5. Who left Donald, Howard and Daffy just sitting in the closet like this?

    22 light bulbs and 16 ladders
  6. I'm glad Recluse ended up being a giant spider...
    if he turned into a giant roach that would just be icky... *shiver*
  7. I tried to load a costume that had insect wings onto a toon that didnt have the costume part availiable and it pretty much said something along the lines of "can't find costume part"
  8. how about Half Helmet w/ Sightless mask
  9. *hiding under his blanket*

    Posi... could you check under my bed?! I think Chuck Norris is after me again...
  10. Vulcanite

    In My Pants

    You Found Me in my pants - MxPx
  11. Vulcanite

    And then...

    Chris Hansen walks from around the corner and ays "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC..." And then
  12. Vulcanite

    Free Drawings!!!

    Here's Texas Stampede for you to take a stab at

    Invul/SS Tanker
  13. Vulcanite

    In My Pants

    Big Gun in my pants - AC/DC
  14. So what'd you dream of last night that made you wash your sheets?


    Uncle Ralph in his pink bathrobe and a cup of milk
  15. Vulcanite

    And then...

    I decided to catch a movie instead. And then...
  16. What did you just put down your pants?

    Chimichanga Thunder
  17. Vulcanite

    And then...

    ...a giant robot flew down from the sky and gave me a hug. and then...
  18. Vulcanite

    In My Pants

    Young Boys in my pants - Lords of Acid
  19. Vulcanite

    In My Pants

    Where the wild things are in my pants (Metallica)
  20. Ok hero, take this note to the bank in PI and tell them you are running an errand for me. Take this gun and flash it at the teller to prove to them that it's from me. Make sure you get to the front of the line quickly, usually tellin everyone to "move out of the way" or "get down" does the trick.
  21. I need to put pockets on my suit... I've lost so many cellphones letting those dockworkers hold it for me.