Ullikummis

I hope grand theft cookie is not a crime.

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Is the cake a lie?

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The cake is a lie. Only the cookie is the truth.

I must seek out this blue behemoth, so as to learn his secrets and improve my own cookie-nomnatude.

Knight_Chill is to non-cookie as Ulli is to cookie.

He doesn't post in this thread.

SPOOOOOL!!!!

Banned for posting in the wrong thread.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I'll try heroin. It can't be as bad as glue.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only.

they were attack by space pirates, which are pirates, BUT IN SPACE, and then...

I'm sorry, I can't ask if you'd like a blanket.

I love Big Brother.

I like cookies.

*takes pin out of Positron Voodoo doll*

*eats doll, it was made from radioactive cookie dough*

I got that song stuck in my head, and then...

I ate a cookie. And then...

Could I get something without so much Spam in it?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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While this is loading, I'll scan your hard drive for...WHOA!!!! You naughty little monkey!

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For the last time, she's over 18. She only puts on the schoolgirl outfit because I ask her really, really nicely.

Can we replace the whole thing with a BSOD?

The inability to Divide by Zero is a Nemesis Plot.

Banned for the irony being lost on you.

Banned for not being poked.

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Was there a cookie probe?

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Mmmmmm, cookie probe.

(I assume the probing is in the mouth ... right ... right?)