Turkey Lurkey

For those interested, my cake was made from scratch and was shaped like a red lightsaber. It tasted like Dark Side. Mmmmmm....


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Thanks everyone!

No word on the cake flavor yet, I will update once it has been received.

Hey D.E., how did you get Moggie to sing for me?


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I was going to get in on this, but then I realized I didn't do a whole bunch last year. Will have to rectify that this year.

First I need to get my magic TV fixed so I can scan stuff in....


*sigh*

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Alan Davis, Art Adams, and early Joe Mad.

Also Al Hirshfield and Norman Rockwell.


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Looks fantastic! I really like your composition and shading.

Thanks again for choosing TL to be one of the subjects!



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Everyone's against me!



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Alright, reactivation weekend is over. I think I'm gonna do Turkey-Lurkey vs. Turbo-Ski with special guest.

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Whoa, cool! Thanks! Can't wait to see it!


While I'm honored to have been nominated for this, I'm surprised so many people have it in for innocent, lovable ol' me.



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Well, we did just have Thanksgiving. Some of us are still hungry.

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Still hungry, huh?


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Alright, reactivation weekend is over. I think I'm gonna do Turkey-Lurkey vs. Turbo-Ski with special guest.

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Whoa, cool! Thanks! Can't wait to see it!


While I'm honored to have been nominated for this, I'm surprised so many people have it in for innocent, lovable ol' me.



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Badge UI Bug - Fire Fighter Badge

Server: Virtue
Zone: N/A
Character name: Turkey Lurkey
Time: Various
Location: N/A
Mission: N/A
Mission Contact: N/A
Bug Description: Logged on my main to check out the new Badge UI, and discovered that the entry for the second Steel Canyon Arson Event badge (defeat 25 arsonists & 25 fires) didn't appear to be working properly. The progress bar was there, but it appeared to be full, and when I moused over it, it gave no text as to what was still needed to be completed to gain the badge. (ie "80% complete")

I'm not sure if I have the necessary # of defeats for the badge, this is more of a report that the UI for the badge progress is wonky.


Link to Forum Discussions: http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat....=0#Post12699407



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Status Reports
Star Strider Force: Virtue Unit
Name: Turkey Lurkey
Global Contact: @Turkey Lurkey
Reporting on Assignment: Special Assignment - Bar Protection
Level of Alien Threat: [low]


Report Details: Star Strider Agent Ex Libris contacted me regarding the special assignment of determining the safety of bars, taverns, pubs, lounges, and the like during these recent waves of Rikti attacks. In the interest of being thorough, I have extended that directive to include eateries that serve alcohol, liquor stores, convenience stores, and other distributors of alcoholic beverages. I began my rounds in Atlas Park and continued to each section of Paragon from there.


Analysis of Current Situation: There seem to be far more tactically sound targets for the Rikti to attack. Bars hold no military value. They provide no tactical advantage for the Rikti, nor would they benefit from the spoils of war in the taking of one. In fact, it would serve our purposes better not to have the inebriating effects of alcohol affecting our defending heroes. However, we cannot discount the effect on morale that these establishments would have on our defending heroes. They need a place to unwind, to tell stories with other heroes, to blow off steam. The social impact of these establishments must not be overlooked, as it may be the key to winning the war. They need places like that to keep them sane in these intense times.


Suggestion of Action: Pocket D needs no further protection, as DJ Zero assures me that his protections will keep his establishment safe. That, combined with the sheer number of lesbian vampire ninjas and alien catgirl robots that inhabit the "D" at all times, a stike against that particular business is unlikely and foolhardy. The smaller establishments are likely to be threatened more by oportunistic members of local gangs than the Rikti, so I suggest bands of 2-3 heroes to patrol the streets, to keep the order, with larger back-up squads to provide back up in each city area if needed.

I would also like to see karaoke systems set up in a majority of the bars, preferably with decent versions of "Sloop John B" and "Magneto and Titanium Man" in the playlists.




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Turkey Lurkey's comm was blinking when he returned to the Turkey Cave. He smiled grimly under his mask as he listened to the message. It was a reassignment in the fight against the Rikti.

He sends a call out to all Virtue Units, "Who wants to join Turkey Lurkey on a special assignment?"


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Star Strider Forces Registry
Name: Turkey Lurkey
Global Contact: @Turkey Lurkey
Level of Classification: Security Level 45 MA/Regen Scrapper
Origin: Natural
Super Rank & Super Group: Leader & Founder, Turkey League of America



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That doesn't prove I'm a murderer, just that I'm a perver...I mean, that doesn't prove anything!!!



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Uh...I don't get it.

Does this mean I need to arr pee moar?



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Hmm..... wasn't sure if i was to draw a beak.... TL
Was going to make a more elaborate dark smoke design. but ran out of time.


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Nope, no beak (I like what you did in this pic to compromise though), all the Turkeys are dudes wearing gas masks...except Turkey Lass. She's not a dude. Nor does she wear a gas mask. But I digress.

Great piece, and fantastic amount of detail in only 10 minutes! Definitely going in the Fave File once I get home from work tonight!


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These look awesome! I knew Reverse-Turkey would look great in your style. I'm digging Dewgirl's pic as well, very amusing.


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Birthday? Reverse-Turkey demands cake!


I demand nothing. But I do wish your grandpa a happy birthday. Such awesomeness he must have experienced in his lifetime.


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EDIT: Oh yeah, the bio. It's on the link, but here it is anyways:

Reverse-Turkey claims to come from the future bearing a dire message. The world will soon fall into chaos, and it's all the fault of one individual...Turkey Lurkey. He's come back in time to stop Turkey Lurkey from "destroying" the future...by any means necessary. Reverse-Turkey wears the Ancient Chain Link Harness of Ultimate Revengitude, which gives it's wearer stealth from those he would exact revenge upon. He has trained dilligently in the dark arts to to give him an edge against Turkey Lurkey's martial arts skills. He also founded the Turkey Revenge Squad, whom he hopes will further his agenda against Turkey Lurkey.

He's really quite insane.

Yeah, DeviantArt is a wealth of information when it comes to tutorials, whether it be shading techniques and highlighting or yaoi pointers and how to airbrush bite marks from your models' bodyparts....




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Reverse-Turkey demands his spot.


Well, he demands. I politely ask.
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TL: Turkey Lurkey needs no costume!

Larissa: Then why do you have that "Ostentatious" badge?

TL: Quiet you!


Very funny! Thanks for including me!

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My favorite part is the well placed spy glass :3.

And is the art that Rowr is holding up the Turkey Lurkey goes to the dark side piece? Cause it makes it that much more cooler if it was.


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It looks like it is, and Valk and Rowr look suitably POed with TL because of it.

Also of note is DE's previous "After Hours" piece being held by Lady Judgement and the pencils for it being held by Turbo-Ski. Great choice and neat touch to the piece.

I declare Graver king of us all and bow before our artistic genius master.


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/e innocent.


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Love to jump in on this again, but the radio station just took away one of my shifts, so the cash is not flowing as it once was. Looking forward to seeing who does get in on this. My TL piece has a place of honor on my wall right next to my autographs of Mick Foley, Ian Anderson, Weird Al, and Ray Parks.


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