Tramontane

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  1. Here's one:

    If somebody outs your reference and you respond with another reference, it really shouldn't go over their head.
  2. Aw, dammit, now I need to come up with funny news stories. >.>;;
  3. *Covers the field with ice and dashes off snickering like Muttley*
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Madam_Enigma View Post
    Destructable objects in a mayhem have set levels, which are low. The highest level for any car/truck/van/anything is 15. So if your a high level and worried about them point blank shooting the car... why? It's only a danger at low levels. Now generators, THOSE are a threat.
    At the time of the post, I was level NINE.
  5. *Chills in an ice sphere in the middle of the flames*

    God this looks awesome. *Grin*
  6. Anybody considering an Ice/Ice guide that's been updated in the last nine issues?
  7. *Floats like a butterfly and stings like a... um, ice-powered mystic with an ice sword*

    Hello, all, sorry I'm so late to the party.

    *Skewers a donut on his ice sword and begins nibbling, then smacks into a wall*

    OW.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Energizing_Ion View Post
    Eh, just a quick note here....but if you are in a mayhem mission with ANY MM primary and you set your pets to 'Aggressive' mode they will always attack everything...since everything is an 'enemy'.

    It's a good thing because it gives you bonus time for blowing stuff up (and badge progress) but also a bad thing when there are actual mobs hitting your pets and the pets are going for the car instead of the mob hitting them
    I don't have a problem re-directing them to cops and longbow when necessary, I just hate them walking RIGHT UP TO THE CAR so that when they empty their machine guns into the engine, it blows up and- derp- injures them.

    Seriously.
  9. Hey, it said dress like him, not act like him.

    *Yawns and chugs a beer*
  10. *Wanders in wearing a pair of purple shredded shorts, and nothing else*

    Yo. M'the hulk. 'Sup.
  11. I tried the Mender Silos task force.

    Solo.

    With my Ice/Ice blapper.

    And attempted to solo Nosferatu.

    Oh yeah.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Smurphy View Post
    My brother was playing his level 28 Hardcore character. "Hardcore" is another game's term which means any defeat of any kind is permanent.

    He fought a building on fire in Steel Canyon. The building exploded, he took a bajillion damage, and died.
    On the other hand, pretty awesome way to go. Heroism-wise, I mean.
  12. *Begins dodging and blocking the various rays in an awesome sequence straight from an action movie, until he manages to block both a shrinking and an enlarging ray with his sword, causing the hilt to become enormous and the blade to shrink to the size of a needle*

    ... Hmm. Um. Avast? *Pokes the donut with the needlehilt*
  13. DO NOT TAKE THE MERCS ON A MAYHEM MISSION.

    PERIOD.

    Jesus, the idiots closed to melee with almost every car I blew up unless I kept heel-ing them and then re-aggressive-ing them every five seconds. They got killed more times than I can count.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by nightookami View Post
    * grows much bigger then we was before become giant sized* haha little did anyone no my body reacts in the oppisite way when being shrunk i GROW haha * storms around the rookery with his bigness*
    *Peers to the left*

    *Peers to the right*

    *Points the "Perfect eyesight" eye surgery laser at NightOokami and activates it*
  15. *Blocks the shrink-ray with his ice sword*

    Hurrah, I remain un-little-ified!

    *Peers down at his tiny ice sword*

    ... Dammit. Anybody got a cocktail they need garnished and kept cool at the same time? >.>
  16. I first saw this and thought "A Badger would clearly be claws/regen" before I realized the OP didn't mean the stripey sort.

    Clearly I am not playing this game properly. >.>;;
  17. *Goes sailing through the room, hovering six inches above the ground, and crashes into the far wall*

    Oooohhh....

    Ice chariot. Sure, it SOUNDS like a good idea...
  18. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    *Is yanked from the chariot, hitting his legs painfully against it, and only barely manages to activate Hover before he faceplants*
  19. What in the name of god and man is going on here?

    ... *Constructs an ice chariot, then lassos Fedor's ferrari and goes along for the ride*
  20. I call BAWWWWWW on OP.

    Seriously. You can make stupid shock-jock jokes that you delude yourself into thinking are funny all you like, but nobody else is obligated to like it or listen to it.
  21. Well, I just hopped ship from Justice in December because of the RP, and the free server transfers.

    I have an alt of each AT (Except epics) on this server, but my main is Snaerr.

    As for why I'm Tramontane, I wanted to name my character Tramontane but it was taken. Bloody name.
  22. Wait! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

    *Hands Philly a Furby*
  23. *Recovers from his exploding-candygram-induced coma*

    Unhhh... what the heck hit me?

    Oh.

    Oh, hey, I'm in Pennsylvania now? When did that happen?
  24. *Completely ignores the first post as he walks in with a box*

    "Dear Tramontane.

    Please accept this candygram as a token of my great esteem for you.

    Signed, Fedor.

    P.S. Thank you for the ice pistols."

    Hmm.

    *Opens the lid*