Smilin_Joe

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

with respect to pvp these days, i'll agree that infinity is a dead server

I've made that extra zero mistake while bidding on a stack of 10 once. I managed to hit the cancel button fast enough such that i only bought 4 Pangean Soils for 18 million each...good times

Go go CFL.......
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*puts on his blue and gold jersey and cries in the corner*

Very nice haul. My best drop day was the day I made 4 gold rolls with AE tickets and got 3 Miracle +Recovery, and then got another one the next day, and another one about 2 days later....I made a lot of money that week

I got like 4.5 billion redside that i'm barely using so i can trade too.

You know,....I heard this rumor, going around...that someone on infinity started a new channel....A channel that's geared toward teams....teams that try to avoid AE....kinda like how alcoholics try to avoid alcohol...but i just CAN'T remember the name of the channel. Sorry i couldn't be much help.

Darque's account is inactive. Just "accidentally" pay 10 million for a piece of salvage and i'm sure you can call it even.

I was farming an all Lt warehouse map yesterday spawned for 4 on a level 50 brute and about halfway through the map I hit the ticket cap, but my salvage only showed just under 1400 tickets. Can anyone explain this to me?

I got a Hecatomb: Rech/Acc drop friday night. Saturday morning I was half asleep and accidentally vendored it. But I managed to get a Coercive Persuasion and a Fortunata Hypnosis while farming on saturday. All in all with the rest of my crafting and selling I probably made close to 500 million over the weekend.

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But if Accomplisment doesn't dictate Arrogance...

How does the United States Marine Corps justify it's ego?

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Well they are the United States Marine Corps... Self explainatory.. They are that Bad Azz...

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How did I get in then?

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Apparently the Marines had an sk spot open...

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Um. ....Eran takes sk spots?

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durrr.

Random person in any channel: Level 50 AV team needs more debuffers.
Eran: Invite me, i'll bring an unslotted level 11 Warshade

I definitely may have pulled an empire stealth on the 2nd mission by not noticing i was running through the cave with both steamy mist and hot feet on. &gt;.&gt;

What was more epic was that it wasn't until we were killing the 8th Mary that we realized we were on invincible with no rads or colds.

I heard that in the next (and final) end game content they plan to release is you fighting a jacked up version of Positron. Posi has capped resistance and defense to all types of damage, 1000% debuff resistance, and is perma-phase shifted but can still attack you. His attacks consist of throwing random fruits at you from a giant, non-targetable fruit basket.

When Positron is at 50% health he exclaims that you've obviously PL'd your toons using MA and everyone is instantly dropped back down to level 1, losing all inf and enhancements. 2 minutes later you are booted from the server and issued a 72 hour temp-ban for egregious abuse of playing the game.

If by some stroke of luck you manage to defeat Positron before your account is temp-banned, everyone's reward is the same, a level 1 Damage TO enhancement.

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hehe that was Joe's earth/fire dom

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yeah, first time taking that dom into pvp, definitely should have brought my mind/nrg dom instead but i still had a blast. first two matches of prelim were against Mind/Fire (being confused with poo-man out sucks) and a DB/Regen scrap (1000 cuts taking half my life was sick)

So yeah. ended up 2-1-0 in prelims, won the playoff to put me into the finals on the rookie side then wound up facing Neuronia again. *pretends he didn't go into rest at one point only to get sniped during that last match* &gt;.&gt;

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Oh yeah, I'm in a pvp team!

I'd participate more if work didn't suck.

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And I remembered when/if we had matches.

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Unfortunately you weren't around the day Shu made the Team Shu channel so you're probably still not in it. He posts our matches/scrimmages in the motd. Bug him next time you're on to invite you

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For those of you who are just tuning in, we want to recap an important moment in the history of Paragon City – the Great Consignment House Heist!

You see, today Wentworth’s Fine Consignments, the excellent new buying and selling service that recently went into service across Paragon City, came to a grinding halt and apparently some customer’s items went missing! Police officials are very suspicious of Villainous activities, given that underground sources indicate there were no similar problems with the shady Black Markets on the Rogue Isles. Those same officials are currently investigating and cataloging all missing influence, inspirations, enhancements, recipes and salvage and planning on making a full reimbursement, courtesy of Wentworth’s insurance agency.

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Muahahahahahaha my plans went off without a hitch. It was indeed I, Smilin Joe Fission who orchestrated such brilliant thievery.

I had originally thought the goons I hired to rip off Wentworths had played me, taken off with all the loot. But indeed they were loyal, and surprisingly smart for a couple of brutes who didn't finish elementary school.

They fenced the loot and laundered the money, and laid low for 8 days. Then ironically on the same day of Wentworth's Insurance payout what do I see, but a beautiful deposit, of 67,000,000+ infamy in to my Port Oakes off-shore account...

Kudos to my crew, you did an amazing job. I'm out.

::Heads off into his new private Arachnos Flier::

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Gender: Male
Age: 24
Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
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yes I am Canadian, now who wants to touch me?