Shadowclone

Hahaha! That's awesome.

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Ocho thinking to self: "Why do we always get the freaks here? We've got Mr. 'I have chains on my eyes and spikes on my head! That makes me tough!' Ms. Glowy Jester whos had a few too many drinks. And heck, even my assistant is yellow."

Ms. Glowy Jester: (slurring words) "Like you got room to speak Mr. 'Giant 8 on my chest and my ears are on steroids.' And, I...I'm nut dru*passes out*

Ocho: Stupid psionics.

/signed for ragdolls! They make it so much funnier.

You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon

All these i's are going to make me scream... iEEEE!

I'm hoping that the incarnate levels will be able to make your hero/villain seem like a SUPER hero/villain. I also believe that the devs can do this w/o breaking the game.

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TheOcho: "Hey guys, slow down! This floor is glass and it might bre.." And the wrath of the monkeys were upon them...

You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked

I feel honored to have two rednames grace this thread.
These suggestions have been great, I'm spending so long on some I haven't had time to check the others!

If your like me you often find yourself bouncing between one or two websites trying to find entertainment. So my question is, what are your "I'm bored" sites? If we pool our resources then we can help quell eachother's boredom for awhile.
I'll begin with my own contribution:

mylifeisaverage.com :funny stories from everyday life.

despair.com : check out the demotivators, funny stuff.

You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining

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Only a few moments earlier...
"So I told 'em: 'Matey, ya do know you got a steering wheel in your pants?'
And he told me 'I know it's drivin me nuts!"
Later they were found ROFL'ing.

Donkey Kong is a classic, it's not fair to include him. And Altair looks awesome, sure it's not practical, but it's not ridiculous.

Exploring Praetoria. It's brand spanking new! And he endgame, that sounds nice.

Tombstone

(During a shoot out)

Cowboy: "Your so drunk, your probably seeing double!"
(Doc Holiday pulls out a second gun)
Doc Holiday: "I got two guns, one for each of you."

/signed

Brilliant! I love and would make use of it all!

In front of Faathim the Kind.
Titled The Kind

One guy got really ticked at my friend for blapping with his energy/energy blaster. He was the tank and basically said "Either I tank or he tanks."

I'm in the same boat as the OP. Heck, even more so. I hardly even touch SO's. Maybe it's because I don't find the whole slotting game fun. I like to spend my time playing.