1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
qft.
