ResidentBaka

I'd love to see an Overseer wearing glasses.



Or a monocle, as the case may be.







Or a telescope lens, as the case may be.

I love some of the entry popups in the game.

"Your senses tell you the base is already under attack by the Rularuu!"

Oh, like the crystalline spines embedded in the walls and the fact that I'm dead already.

I am never without my thong.



Pictures to follow.

We're ten minutes into a Dr. Quaterfield and I already know I have made a terrible mistake

Spines Wardens must be the worst people to work for ever


"So, Jacobs, how's that report coming?"

"OW JESUS CHRIST THE PAIN GO AWAY SIR PLEASE AAGGH"




edit: i bet they're lonely too

I didn't buy the party pack, but if it came with costume codes I would buy four.




Just putting that out there.

Here's a random answer.



Applesauce.

This post is here to make people angry

That's not to say I'm not an obnoxious idiot, though.

Empty Clips




Because shooting someone twelve times





Hurts less than shooting them once.

"Man, that giant thing CAN'T just be a Lt. Look at the size of it!"








"I hate it when I'm right."

just tried it IRL, didn't work








someone please call a doctor

Someone please explain to me how human blood + ancient artifact = hand grenades

Now I don't know which dev thought it was a good idea to give players the ability to eternally dribble a basketball and subject everyone around them to constant, rhythmic thumping but


oh man






go to hell

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time to like, Issue 3, and just start blowing minds.


"So the other day I was on THE REVAMPED POSITRON TASK FORCE with my DUAL PISTOLS BLASTER with CUSTOM WHITE ENERGY MELEE and I said to my CORRUPTOR AND BRUTE VILLAIN TEAMMATES that I really like THE NEW PRAETORIAN STARTING ZONE because it has a really cool missions where you DO STUFF OTHER THAN CLICK A GLOWY OR KILL EVERYONE, and also because it looks really pretty in ULTRA GRAPHICS MODE FEATURING AMBIENT OCCLUSION. Boy am I glad JACK EMMERT ISN'T IN CHARGE ANYMORE INVENTION SETS RIKTI WARZONE INCARNATE ABILITIES"




Why yes I am on a Posi TF right now

Vigilante: Brutally murder Mender Tesseract
Hero: Brutally murder Mender Tesseract and then apologize

I would advise most gangs to "quit standing around and lock the door."



"Guys, it's locked, what do we do?"

"Petition it, lets do a diff mish"



Success.

You guys won't believe this, but I just totally had one of these thought things while NOT ON A TF OH MY GOD yeah so anyway


I've been thinking that "dopplegangers" are starting to feel criminally overused.

A guy came into the police station the other day with a crumpled up piece of paper in his hand. In a fury he hurled it at the commissioner's face, who just stood there, put his hands on his hips, turned his head slightly to the left, then to the right, then looked straight at the guy.

"WHAT IS THIS" shouted the strange hero.

"So, you've decided to turn yourself in, then? Wise decision." the commissioner replied, obviously not having heard a word the man said.

The dude, who was obviously a superhero because he was in his underwear and had fairy wings, picked up the paper and unfurled it to reveal that it was a wanted poster with his face on it.

"I'M NOT A CRIMINAL DID YOU NOT HEAR ME LOOKING FOR A HERO TIPS TEAM EARLIER OR WHAT"

"Sorry," said the commissioner, now paying attention, "But one of our detectives saw you robbing King's Row bank earlier. You were clicking, and steam was pouring out of your head, but he was certain it was you. And you were apparently being chased by a Warhulk, so we're also going to have to charge you with aiding and abetting a known prussian metal-man."

At that the dude flipped, reached down and stuffed his entire inspiration tray into his mouth, then delivered an earth-shattering Energy Transfer right into the commish' face. The commissioner ragdolled, and then stood back up.

"The fact that you beat my head in so soundly proves your innocence. Maybe it wasn't you in the bank after all. Besides, when it happened, you'd just stepped into the back room to talk to the Detective about a safeguard. Anyway, maybe we--"

Then the dude just spun around and left. Weird.

Now, I was only there because I had to prove that it wasn't actually me helping Malta break into the Portal Corp labs, but I was in the line of people waiting to clear their names of stuff they didn't do, which was actually out the door at this point, so this dude was a total jerk for busting in like that.

Of course, it turns out that the dude actually DID rob the bank, and that it was his Automaton that was in the police station the other day.

Now this story originally had a moral but I forgot what it was and my head hurts. I'm gonna take a nap.

And just what are Vigilantes supposed to listen to?

I wanna know which powers allow me to bust through walls