Prof_Backfire

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    JAY IS LAZY!

    So I go off to the little gurls room, and when I returned back to my office someone had hijacked my chair.

    I know I'm not crazy, or at least not entirely so, but this was really weird.

    I go into the break room/game room, and there is Jay playing a video game, SITTING ON MY CHAIR!

    "Oh" he says, "I thought you went home."

    So what if I did?

    JAY IS LAZY! SEXY but lazy.

    Ex

    (sitting on Lighthouse's chair, posting from headquarters.)

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    Honestly...
    ...I love our devs.

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    Technically, Ex Libris is not a Dev, but is instead a Community Co-ordinator.

    Which means she is essentially the corporate version of a Kindergarden teacher.

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    Actually, she's more like Lighthouse's sidekick, I think. So she's an assistant kindergarten teacher.

    Still, pretty good analogy for forums in general.
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    You misunderstand there, little darlin'. He's not lazy. He's exhausted from keeping Ultra Sexy Toggle on 24/7.

    Pop the man a blue, will ya?


    (Oi, that was bad.)

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    Tell me about it, everyone knows Ultra Sexy is inherent.
  3. Anyone find the 'who stole my chair?' post from Lighthouse?
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    Anothe example of Lazy Devs

    "No Tux Pants"

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    Hey, they're just catering to us.
  5. Prof_Backfire

    Valentines Event

    Dammit, Justice is full.
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    Psst..

    Yah forgots tah ask those big st00pid knuckleheadz about dupin' rares for our next Vet Reward.

    <shuts her eyes tight and RP wishes RLY RLY RLY hard on this one>

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    This thread hasn't "GONE TO TEH AMERICANS!!1!" just yet...

    <checks watch>
    5...4...3...2...

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    No, I'm keeping my complaining about the V-day pack in the relevant threads.
  7. Prof_Backfire

    Valentines Event

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    ...is Nemesis proposing to Azuria?

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    Nemesis is married to Azuria.

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    Second wedding then?
  8. Fine, I'll buy it just so I can roll a Tanker in a wedding dress.
  9. Prof_Backfire

    Valentines Event

    ...is Nemesis proposing to Azuria?
  10. Prof_Backfire

    Valentines Event

    Who will catch the bouquet?!

    5-1: Silver Mantis

    10-1: Fusionette

    50-1: Becky

    100-1: Hamidon
  11. /e protest

    For the Emporer's sake, don't you see?! Next thing you know they'll be nickel-and-diming us for everything! This is the kind of thing I thought I wouldn't have to worry about with NCsoft running the game...
  12. 10: Fox tails god dammit.
  13. Prof_Backfire

    Valentines Event

    I get the feeling this is an experiment for future little packs...

    Sorry, but I gotta hope it fails. Which it probably will. Well, except for the James Bond character concepts...

    Sorry, but no. I don't like where this is going. I already pay my monthly fee for a reason.
  14. Prof_Backfire

    Neko Diaries

    Hey, see if you can find my old thread.
  15. T L ; D R

    Just when I thought it was safe to go back to the Roleplaying forum... really well done though.
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    I wonder if he's still with the company.

    Time for a second post, Mapolis!

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    He appears again in the Easter Egg room in the revised Faultline: Mike and Melissa (aka, War Witch) are hanging out in that room. I'm 99% positive he came over to NCNC with the IP buyout: Dev Tracker.


    And I request that the Grandville Easter Egg room be reverted to it's pre-trashed form. The unexplained trashing of it leaves a bad taste in my mouth as I suspect that the devs who put it there were 'punished' for doing so.

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    Nah, they just had one hell of an office party.
  17. I'm gonna try and get to 35, if the girlfriend doesn't intervene.

    Maybe I should get her into CoX... she's in England though...
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    I should be at PAX on Saturday with several friends, also wandering around aimlessly.

    Note: I am not a Winter Lord in real life.

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    Awww.

    Can you dress up?
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    It really shows how much that comic has grown.

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    I'd say it really shows just how far Dumb Luck can take a snipey hate-rag

    Where's the conventions for PvPOnline, or VGCats, anything for that matter that actually has clever writing?

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    Clever writing is subjective.

    There is someone here who worships Penny Arcade and hates those two comics with a passion. You will clash annoyingly.

    I like and read all three, along with Ctrl+Alt+Del.
  20. YAY!

    I remember most of the first one, might wanna make it a bit different.

    Keep writing and I might get inspired to write...