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4. Perez Park needs something too. I hate those woods. My solution is since it is a zone between everyother zone if you look at your map, is make it a big multilevel parking garage with a subbasement that has a sewer for the hyrdra to hang out in.


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The Greenies are going to kill you.

I can arrange my Inspirations into a rude shape?

BEST ISSUE EVER

What, no Nictus?

Well they're never gonna try the game if you keep [censored] about it all the time.

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I don't pay my girlfriend a monthly fee.

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Oh yes you do.

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He pays a daily fee.

I have concluded that we should be directing new players to CoV rather than CoH.

Nah, RMT uses trials.

I use pre-paid credit cards now anyway, time cards are so overpriced here like everything else.

Eventually importing will drive prices down... eventually...

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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?

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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!

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I am not dating Positron.

I am, however, stalking him.

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Tomato, tomato.

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In a text format, I believe you are supposed to type that as..

To-mah-to, to-maw-to.

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...no.

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So... LiquidX is dating Positron?

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I KNEW IT!!
FINALLY. Been trying to get that damned kid to settle down for years.
Now...those grandkids...GET ON IT! I want them bouncing on my knee this time NEXT YEAR!

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I am not dating Positron.

I am, however, stalking him.

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Tomato, tomato.

Small government! Fiat money! Nuclear upscaling! Jenkins has no idea what any of these are, but he knows they'll lead the country to a brighter future!

...screw you all, vote Jenkins!

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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.


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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?

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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.

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That's what inbreeding is for.

Hey, it works with Chocobos.

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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.

You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".

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Right.

Marc, get to it.

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Okay, this is why I'm going to stop searching for my name. This pyramid. Right here.




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So... it just goes the other way around!

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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.


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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?

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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.

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That's what inbreeding is for.

Hey, it works with Chocobos.

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So, first, Marcian Tobay does a mare and has a baby horse. This Horse, named Marcian Tobay the Second, becomes Queen. Then this Queen does her father Marcian Tobay and has a child. Now this makes the Princess who is named Marcian Tobay the Third Jr. Odly enough this Pony was a genius and got through Law School before puberty, so she's still a Pony and Lawyer. So, now this would be Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr.

You see, if "the Third" had a child it wouldn't be called "the Third Jr." it would be "the Fourth".

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Right.

Marc, get to it.

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Don't kill canon.

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Everything in the CoX Universe is already written. By changing things to suit yourself, you only set yourself up for harsh criticism by the knowing community.

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In other words: It's all a Nemesis plot.

Don't you see?! She knows the truth! The whole truth!

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8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.


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You realise that would require Marcian to shag a mare, right?

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honestly, I don't know how you can have "the Third" and "Jr." at the same time, does that mean the Pony is it's own father/mother.

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That's what inbreeding is for.

Hey, it works with Chocobos.

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It's apparent from this thread the that devs are apparently too lazy to read this thread. <grin>

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Except for Positron, who is apparently the only dev who was willing to admit he was lazy by virtue of posting in this thread.

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Shoulda known they surf the forums all day instead of working on the game, much like how we surf the forums all day instead of working or playing the game.

He converts his bodily waste into energy.

Nice.

She's probably better than half the 'heroes' I team with. Funnier anyway.

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Not me.... I am the egg man, I am the walrus.

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Fixed. We are already ape men. Lennon was talking about being an egg man

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Oh great, and Sonic's busy trying to make good games again.

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Not me.... I am the ape man, I am the walrus.

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Goo goo g'joob.

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JAY IS LAZY!

So I go off to the little gurls room, and when I returned back to my office someone had hijacked my chair.

I know I'm not crazy, or at least not entirely so, but this was really weird.

I go into the break room/game room, and there is Jay playing a video game, SITTING ON MY CHAIR!

"Oh" he says, "I thought you went home."

So what if I did?

JAY IS LAZY! SEXY but lazy.

Ex

(sitting on Lighthouse's chair, posting from headquarters.)

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Honestly...
...I love our devs.

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Technically, Ex Libris is not a Dev, but is instead a Community Co-ordinator.

Which means she is essentially the corporate version of a Kindergarden teacher.

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Oh I know, I'm just too lazy to clarify, and use the blanket term "dev" for everyone at NCNC now ;P

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Actually the best analogy I have thought of is that Lighthouse is "Julie the Cruise Director," and I'm Gopher!

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I've always thought the forums were a lot like a dumpster full of howler monkeys. Ex Libris and Lighthouse are standing outside the dumpster banging on it with baseball bats in a futile effort to get the monkeys to shut up.

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While Positron and Statesman throw firecrackers in.

...what?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.