Not Me

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  1. a Sailor Moon collectible figurine.

    I paid twice what it was worth and got ...
  2. pork and beans.

    I paid with my old gold and silver jewelery and got ...
  3. When you're supposed to meet your friends and you ask one of them for a tp.
  4. When you tell your kids to make sure they play in SG mode.
  5. When you go up to your office from the lobby, you say "to the 'vators!"
  6. Not Me

    In My Pants

    Sex on Fire in my pants - Kings of Leon
  7. You go to a night club and immediately compare it to Pocket D.
  8. When you start to wonder what powerset and AT a character like Booster Gold would have in CoH. (FF/NRG defender is what I came up with )
  9. When you stomp your foot in the living room and expect everyone to scatter.
  10. When you think to yourself that you need "blues" while working out at the gym.
  11. When you turn down sex because you're this close to 50.
  12. a big "thank you"!

    I paid a hitman to get whoever framed me and got ...
  13. an earache

    I paid my parking ticket, but I got ...
  14. <QR>

    When you turn down sex because you this close to 50
  15. an upgrade to a gaming keyboard and mouse.

    I paid $59.95 and got ...
  16. Not Me

    In My Pants

    Beautiful Girls in my pants - Van Halen
  17. Not Me

    In My Pants

    (Oh) Pretty Woman in my pants - Van Halen
  18. 40 medium

    I paid my car insurance and got ...
  19. to put them on for me

    I bought a buncha old comic books and got ...
  20. played.

    I paid my subscription fee and got ...
  21. The shaft.

    I paid everything in my pockets and got ...
  22. a Tombstone.

    I paid $12.95 and got ...