NewAgeKnight

Cue the music

Some are just enjoying their money already handed over.

My favorite mod has a taco face. If anyone sees Ocho in person be sure to tell him "You're an eight."

As for a retcon I shall be Lord Sassifrass because I find it funny.

Should we choose silence to remember the posts of those who post no more? Or should we list those who helped create this community?

Let it begin

Go Go Gadget [censored forbidden topics]

Go Go Gadget Sandwich in a Can

Go Go Gadget Quick Drying Epoxy

Go Go Gadget Gulf Oil Well Cap and Kill Solution

Maybe it heard you had a mouse on your computer desk and was gonna ambush it.

Go Go Gadget Spam Slicer

Go Go Gadget Widget

Go Go Gadget Potato Cannon

Ok Fred's Steak being crippled make sense but some of the other topics being crippled make no sense. Sure the guy is eccentric with his windmill beard but I doubt he is an invalid.

Go-go Gadget potato peeler.

Allyourserversarebelongtous

Ignores previous poster and continues threadjacking.

Stay off our lawn!

What is the deal with the popcorn? Who decided to pop my corn? Why the hell isn't Jimmy cracking corn or atleast teaching classes on how to crack corn? More people should protest Jimmy and his elitist attitude of not sharing information! Nuke Nebraska honestly who will miss it? Then we can just sell the self popping popcorn and it glows in the dark so you can see it in the theater. If we renamed popcorn to momcorn would it be as tasty? Why haven't we made chalk flavored popcorn? Why not creamstyle popcorn? Why am I the only one ranting about popcorn? Who let me in here? I demand more bouncers in this thread. We need posters to keep the riff raff out like Huck Finn and his wooden accomplice. Sure rafting down the river as a juvenile seems harmless enough until you get stuck in New Orleans with no money and no phone to call anyone. Tom Sawyer sure isn't gonna front you any cash. I object to senseless rants in this forum! I demand restitution for allowing me to post this here!

Steve the Ox

:: rides ten foot tall unicycle into the casino ::
I'll have a Psycho Express. :: deadpans to the fourth wall :: The drink I mean.

:: catiously approaches the craps table :: So how do we actually shoot these craps does it invovle bad Chinese food?

:: walks in :: This place has that new yet gamey smell.