NewAgeKnight

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  1. 1) Got the Isolator badge.

    2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.

    3) Charged Lusca, solo.

    4) Got lost in Perez Park.

    5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".

    6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.

    7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)

    8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe

    9) Led their team into a complete team wipe

    10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.

    11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.

    12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down

    13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.

    14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.

    15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.

    16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.

    17) Pants Lord Recluse

    18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.

    19) Asked how to get a jetpack.

    20) Been flattened by a purple minion.

    21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.

    22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.

    23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.

    24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.

    25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.

    26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.

    27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.

    28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.

    29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.

    30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.

    31) Entered a Costume Contest.

    32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
  2. I'm not certain this is what the Boss meant when he told us to step up our game.
  3. Do you believe in forum phantoms?
  4. NewAgeKnight

    Raise the Rep

    Sure it can I'm sure there is an abadoned well somewhere in these new forums.
  5. If we put Dooom in a microwave will we get Duke Nuked'em?
  6. NewAgeKnight

    HBD Kheldarn!

    I've heard of a blinkdog but never a blinkcatsi.
  7. Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp?
  8. He does not have a forum game based on you.
  9. We brought you into this world and we can take you out of it with our Doomsday device.

    You and you little brothers are blasters. I wish I had never had that lab accident.
  10. NewAgeKnight

    HBD Kheldarn!

    HBD Khelly! I would have baked you a cake but I didn't have enough cheese.
  11. The nerf stick refused to hit him and turned into a french fry.
  12. He call Jack in Irons, Midget Man.
  13. His hand-me-downs are our new items.
  14. Are you for or against the inmates running the asylum?