MoldyLunchboxx

I did not know that, Dark 0mega! I generally do not drink Soda. When I was super young, the carbonation was very uncomfortable on my tongue and it took me years to get used to it. I mean, I love soda now, but I rarely drink it. For the past year, I've had mostly only milk, beer, liquor, and water. I think out of the past year, I've only had soda about 5 times.

You know, my dad has an eating disorder. Once he starts, he like, can't stop or something. I don't know why he does it. He hasn't actually come out and said to me that he has an eating disorder because I try not to bring it up, but my mom (divorced) claims he has one to me when I talk about him eating all of the brownies and all of the cookies and doughnuts and whatever before the end of the day that we buy the food on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_disorder

It's... It's confusing, you know? I just looked at that Wikipedia page. lol

But... Then I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica and found some good pictures.

Here are some other interesting things to keep this thread going.

Mike Tyson eats people. Look how fit he is...






Look at this kabob. It is the american way...




Shredder eats turtles. Sadly, he doesn't want to eat anything else. This is an example of Selective Eating Disorder (SED).









Why so srs?














There isn't much to it. Continuously devouring foods like the lingerers is not healthy. But I'd also like to add that eating too little is not healthy either. If people don't plan to get healthy soon, they'll be meeting Wilford Brimley:



because they just developed Diabetes.

This is not the first time you've done that, Pie-Ro.

Now I remember why I started.... I hate fat people. They disgust me. Why would anyone want to let themselves get obese to the point where medical problems become present into their lives?

Ugh!

Haven't these people ever seen The Biggest Loser on TV? It's a reality TV show to see how fast a group of fatties can lose weight and the " biggest loser" wins something... like... a million dollars after taxes or something pointless like that.

Agh! GRR! Just seeing fat people and asking what their excuses are, if they bring up McDonalds I rage. I'll go up into the that **** I said in the posts above and go bonkers.

That is why most of my friends are thin. Having a morbidly obese person as a friend tells you a lot about their personality and who they are. Not that they love food, but they don't care about themselves. What makes you think they'll care about YOU? There is NOTHING stopping them from losing weight.

Nothing.

Nothing is stopping you.

Except well, maybe you are handicapped... I can accept that. That would be horrible. Wow. I did not consider that possibility.

Drifting away from that one single reason, Yes, there really is NOTHING stopping these whales from becoming beached into our SEARS and amusment parks on wednesdays.

Put down your barrel of ice cream and meet me outside. We are about to whip you into shape.

I ate McDonald's food for like 4 times a week or more when I was seriously hammered and coming home or on the way to the beach for like an entire year and I'm pretty fit. I surf on the weekends, play with my dog, walk my dog, and sometimes ride a bicycle when I need to get around town and it is a short distance away to save gas.

PureAmerican, I have only once seen a McDonald's close down in my town and that was because it was in the middle of the projects and they lost a lot of money because people would give out free food for a hit off a blunt in the drive-through window, they'd do nasty **** to your food, service was horrible, and white people were afraid to go there because they'd get robbed while stuck in line @ the drive-through.

Do you live next to a Checkers or Sonic or White Castle? Or do you live in the ghetto?

And well, personally, I believe that blaming McDonald's for people getting fat is a very bad idea.





And because I have the ability to make my text larger font size:

It is not a fast food chain's fault that you can not stop eating poor quality food you fat, fat, fat morons.(not directed towards any of you. I love you all and I think of you as nice people.)


Now for my drunken mid-day math lesson.
Did you know that you can feed a family of three (dinner only) for two days with only $8 dollars from the grocery story on a discounted chicken, some rice, and maybe some tomatoes from your backyard or a friend or you stole them from someone else's garden... and have each member of the family fulfilled and satisfied with the meal to the point where they are not hungry? You'll even have enough left over to have leftovers! I know this because I have done this/been a part of this for many years. And don't even get me started with COUPONS! Sooo $8 can feed a family of 3 a dinner for two nights in a row!
*WHIP!* (That's me pulling out my calculator.)
That's about $56 every two weeks that you can be spending on food less greasy as compared to eating at McDonald's for dinner!
*WHIP!* (That's me pulling out my calculator.)
Let's say you are going to feed a family of 3 (dinner only) at McDonald's. What better of an idea than to get a small drink, small cheeseburger, and a small fry from the dollar menu. That's $3 (three American USD) per person. $3 + $3 + $3. Seeing that it is only $1 more than feeding a family of 3 at the Grocery Store, I will go more in depth to what we are about to face in this dilemma!
*WHIP!* (That's me with my mouth. I already have my calculator out, remember?)
$3+$3+$3 from McDonald's is $9 a night without having anything left over to save for the next night unless you like food as hard as granite. That's $9 every night. In a two week period you will be spending $126 USD on dinner for three people.







I think this might be the best post I have ever written because I have never used the "priceless" joke in a post before. I've always wanted to do that.

To end my lovely post that I've dedicated quite bit of time editing I am going to inform you all that tonight I shall dine at McDonald's. I will purchase a meal that costs $8 USD.

I only recently got my pharmacy technician certification... Until about 4 months ago, I = 22yo living on parents couch, partying every night, rolling on the weekends, and unemployed.

Now I = 22yo living in an apartment, partying every night, rolling on the weekends, and employed.

Pharmacy Technicians are needed all over. Get certified and you should have no trouble getting a job even with no experience. Just be willing to do it. Also, you can't have any felonies or drug related arrests... That's a no-no when it comes to handling oxys and adderal and it might stop you from getting certified. It isn't even expensive, man... Just do it.

Are you are looking for a cheesy job? Getting a little piece of paper saying that you are certified from some idiots who don't know what they are doing can raise your pay by a bunch.

You can always go to school and get somewhere with that if you want to get student loans and work on your free time.

Being a Security Guard is pretty easy to get, too. Sometimes they don't even give you a gun. And that rocks. You'll just be a mall cop who does school work while drinking coffee. Don't get me wrong, I hate cops, but I have no problem being a security guard. That **** is much easier. It's usually minimum wage, but after a while you'll figure out the ins and outs of all the cameras and security systems and you'll devise a plan to get away with theft of expensive merchandise and be able to get away with it because you'll have planned it out over a period of a couple months.

That's one of my reoccurring daydreams I keep having.

Are you actual Doctor? I have medical questions.

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I would have paid rent. I don't make enough.