Lucifus_Mephisto

It's not REALLY Cobalt's burfday...but today is the day that we celebrate when he powered up for the first time at the lab. Sure there was some faulty programming at first, but what remains of that initial defect is now part of the quirkiness we all enjoy!

Happy Boot-up Day, model number 5873412!

This test is like cake...

I hate the TF. It's boring, it's easy, and everyone wants to fly through the mishes instead of actually fighting the bad guys so that also means not as many drops. I'll stick with the STF, kthx.

I love how on the side bar they have a car chase going, something happening in the white house and Madoff getting the max penalty...and they chose this as the main focus of their news at that moment.

"I saw him last about a week ago, he was living then." LoL.

I'm a paranoid, narcissistic and antisocial. Not to mention a schizoid. I think the test is rigged, I am definitely not paranoid. The test is just out to get me, is all.

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High more
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High more
Borderline: Low more
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I love it so far. It doesn't do the regular RTS thing where you have to build a base and collect supplies. Instead you lead up to 4 squads of troops, each with their own unique squad leader and weapons systems to maximize the possibilities for strategizing, across a map full of bad guys. You can go straight to the map marker and complete the mission, but you won't get as much xp for leveling up your squads RPG style. You also can get gear drops from the enemy that you can equip between missions.

Think of it as a sort of Tactics game like FF Tactics or the old Ogre Battle for N64(one of my all time faves), but in real time instead of being turn-based. It's honestly fun, especially because I'm doing some training right now in Warfighting Tactics and Techniques. It's fun to see what actually works in this game and what doesn't. But, anyways, there ya have it.

Oh, and the acting and story are WAAAAAY above what you usually see in RTS games. Quality stuff.

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With the exception of JFK(who was catholic), all of our Presidents have been white protestant males.

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Minor note - the founders were mainly deists which are not protestants. Thomas Jefferson claimed no religion at all and was probably the most pure deist of them all according to the biographies I've read.

Nixon and Hoover were quakers and quakers don't consider themselves protestants.

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Dammit, Mighty. You come down from your tower just to naysay? It hurts to think that we once had something special!

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Yeah, I know that. (I'm a history major), but I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with this.. Oh well, it doesn't even matter anymore

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Happy Burfday.

The reason I mentioned it was because JFK had something different about him than all the other presidents up until Obama was elected. So if I were to say that ALL presidents were White Protestant males before our current Prez, then I'd be wrong. Just wanted to specify, is all.

That, and he was pimp as [censored].

I don't see why the
That's kinda [censored] up.

It's interesting that he was the same age as MJ.

So that brings the total up to 4 this week in dead celebrities.
Ed McMahon, MJ, Mizz Fawcett and now Billy Mays. Weird.

Is an awesome game. I probably won't be on CoH unless there is a TF or something I wanna do going on.

So....anything going on today/tonight?

Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix and Sammy Davis Jr. were better examples of successful black people in music, I think.
MJ made GREAT music back in the day, and it's stuff I can still listen to and can't help but tap my feet or shamelessly car-dance to while singing off key into my can of energy drink on road trips.
As far as the picture goes...I think there's a huge difference in being successful on MTV and becoming our Commander-in-Chief. I didn't vote for Obama, but I do feel like he is a symbol of our country's maturity. With the exception of JFK(who was catholic), all of our Presidents have been white protestant males. He is definitely a role model to black people, someone better to emulate than Li'l Wayne or one of the many less-than-spotless sports athletes running around.
In the end, I believe MJ was more one of a kind and there aren't too many people who could take a torch from him in many respects.

I am lumber, does that count? It's the opposite of limber....I think. Oh well, off to get schwasted and watch Xformers!

Oh, wait! Before I go....I heard a rumor:

The Xylon corporation, started in 1995 by retired Army Brigadier General Herbert Mason and secretly funded by Hugh Jackman, started pouring money into a project called "Zenith." This project's goal was kept secret, but in 2004 the Department of Homeland Security became quite concerned with the company's antics after a string of worker deaths haphazardly labeled as 'industrial accidents' due to 'equipment malfunction'. Autopsies later revealed that the workers had been nearly ripped to shreds, but not by mechanical equipment.
They sent in their best agent, Jason Statham, to investigate the rumors of wild genetic experimentation. Agent Statham infiltrated the Xylon labs to find that the rumors were true, and BGen Mason was making the attempt at creating a REAL super-powered being. This did not shock the Feds when Agent Statham informed them through a secure satellite phone from deep inside the complex, but what he told them next was indeed concerning: They were successful. There was a test subject in a stasis unit that was reported to have incredible intelligence, lightning fast reflexes and strength equal to any five top athletes.
Upon further investigation, Statham found that there were also failed experiments that had not been disposed of yet. One was a complete failure, with extremely low intelligence and strength.
The Department of Homeland Security reportedly sent in three highly trained assault teams. The details get sketchy after this, because all that was found when DHS had to send in three more teams was a pile of smoldering rubble. It is believed that Xylon destroyed the evidence and the structure in an attempt to kill Jason Statham, but medical reports filed say that he died from six puncture wounds in his chest by sharp metal objects.
The failed experiment was also missing from the smoldering rubble, though DHS is currently tracking his location by monitoring his City of Heroes moniker. It is believed that since the experiment could not prove itself to be a super-powered being due to genetic miscoding at Xylon labs, he strives to prove himself in this digital world under the name "Elf Stalker".

How do I know this? Because I am Hugh Jackman.

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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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I'd say it is much more of the latter, I have found that the scariest people don't advertise it.

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You've obviously never met a Marine before.

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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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Elf Stalker becomes Cobalt in 2012...it's part of the apocalypese.

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Mephisto drank himseof into believing that Steel Breiggade is actually Dinah Might...

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Moderator 8 plays on Champion as Witty Librarian...no wonder he likes pirates!

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Pingu is Swahili for cumguzzler...which actually still makes sense for SOME of the SG

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Napalm sticks to kids. It's not a champion rumor, but just something Iheard.

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A lot of campionites watch golf....which I hate. Seriously, is that the only thing on besides baseball? Jesus tittyfucking christ, I cant wait until NFL season starts!

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someone will quote this post

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I introduced a player to the game, and told them to make a toon on Freedom. That's not actually a rumor, just a testament to Champion's lack of spice.

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Only a few people play on CHamp, really, and though it's generally a good group of people I wouldn't suggest it to everyone. Some people are a little too harsh, some people are a little too "look at me, I've got this" and some people are a little too "check out my SG". More SG's than would like to admit have got this going on.

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I don't drink.

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This game sucks for End-game content...most people will be spending a lot of time on Champions Online until they figure out the flaws there and compare them to this game because it would be awesome if we still had something like the old-school hami raids with the old-school players like Marut and Stimpack and Target and such.

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I really do laugh in real life whenever someone becomes serious about something written in a post. There's a difference in disagreeing with someone and challenging them to RLPVP. I would murder most(if not all) of you in RLPVP and I don't ever talk [censored] like that. Please...stop it before you embarass yourself or someone notices that you just don't exist anymore.

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Pingus have to be the closest thing to a consistent SG that I've ever felt kin to. They rock, despite the fact that they piss me off sometimes. Go Pingus.

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Scrubs is an awesome show...think I'll go back to watching that now instead of posting more here while intoxicated.

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Elf Stalker is actually Marut, and he's in an undercover investigation to finally catch Ping in the alleged sex scandal with Miz Nibblez. This investigation, of course, is being led by Detective.

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Ultraamann sold his account to someone who wears pants.

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Lord Stryker has fifteen kids that he bought from an illegal website that he has making prestige for his new SG on Virtue. Cobalt Azurean is one of these children, and every time he gets caught playing on Champion he gets twenty lashes. And we never knew just HOW dedicated he was to us.

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<insert nemesis plot involving a prominent forumite here>

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And fun times were had by all. We even fought nevertitty!

So, wait, you posted here with PM's from Everstryke so you could make fun of him on a forum that he doesn't even post in?

Virtue is athaddaway, sir.

Damn. I'd love to do this, but I'm going to Myrtle Beach this weekend to hang out at some fancy resort. Some people just get all the bad luck...

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My man with the gold boots would bring some gold boots for your b-day. If you buy a gas station he get you some free gas. This some serious business....

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If you took all the stupid people in all the world and rolled them into one seemingly underprivelaged and therefore hardcore/gangsta kid with a computer, you would not get this calibur of post. Elf is truly unique.

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I didn't grow like some you white folks with silver spoon in my mouth.

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Mmm, nothin' like some good ol' fashioned racism to end the evening.

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Seriously. I take back what I said good about Elf Stalker. Unless he's John Witherspoon, then it's hilarious for some reason. He's the only guy who can bash white people and not lose respect.

I am on the other side of the country, so I will not be attending, but I hope you guys have fun.

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So If I sucker punch someone... would I get more hate?

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Sorry, no gas station nearby.

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o.0 real life pvp?


elk here is some advice, you can't run and hide from the big boys....

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What is it with you people and your big boys? Big boys can't run very fast. Neither can big girls. I should know, I dated one back when I had abandonment issues and knew she would never go far.

And besides, you guys really can't be serious about threatening someone in RL about how they act in a video game. You might start talking to someone who says they play on Champion, and actually start to like them before you even realize that it's Elf Stalker. He seems like a charismatic dude to me, honestly, and I really think that his personality probably translates more amicably in the real world than it does on these boards.

Howsabout we all go into Hero Con with a positive attitude rather than the one portrayed in this thread. After all, isn't the intention to have a good time and see if any Championites are actually hot chicks?

If I've already seen Transformers 2 before that night, I will attend.

I don't like big boy tables. The seats are always too small for them big ol' boys, and my skinny [censored] always gets stuck between two land whales who need to bathe.

I like the hot girl table. I don't fit in, but it's always a good time.

I remember you.