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Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA

Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away

Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA

Who else is in your club again? Cause if you want to consider having an opinion a negative, you might need to redraft anyway. Not everyone's gifted with the ability to see everything as relative.

Originally Posted by Golden Girl

You see what kind of system you've joined? You got a savage beating just for being polite.

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

Stuff it in the elevator, I'm trying to convince Jack Nicholson that he's become trapped in one of his own films.

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

*smacks with rolled-up newspaper*

No! Bad Undersecretary! "Please" is for people who don't control everything! And you most certainly do NOT ask of those possessed of such great unawesome, as any boon the grant you is of poison and tainted with moronic smileys.

But you're new, so you shall be forgiven. Next time, remember you place (that being high above your average poster). You want cookies? The Ministry of Awesome produces the greatest cookies possible under the laws of nature (when you include the secret laws that only the MoA knows about). Like Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (REDACTED INGREDIENT) cookies. I remember a cop who once ate one, he later quit the force to become a bounty hunter and also participate in intergalactic races. Now he owns his own private island in Port Town.

Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan

I have never heard of Jack Chick before.

It is just my natural sense of humor and self-deprecation. Which comes from my dad, as evident by this conversation we had after watching "The Day After Tomrrow:"

ME: So would you trek across a frozen tundra to try and save me?
DAD: I wouldn't make it.
ME: I understand. I'd probably be one of those guys that die in the first wave of a disaster anyways.

Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan

It's aiming higher that gets side characters like me killed!

I can only hope for a noble death, sacrificing my life to save the Hero and his family. Not an ignoble death, like thinking it will be perfectly safe to go for help, at night, alone, when there is a psycho killer in the woods. Without wearing pants.

Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay

Hard to say. It's a hose now.

Had to change this three times...

Originally Posted by rian_frostdrake

LIES

Originally Posted by Optimus_Dex

That's funny but true. In the DC Universe Doctor Fate had to deal with Lords of Order and Lords of Chaos. Would Chaos not abhor haveing a Lord. Possibly an ever changing Chairman of Chaos would be better. Hey, is that position open- Rotating Chair of Chaos. Or I will settle for subcommitee on Chaos or acCheeseburgers commitee seat.

Originally Posted by NewAgeKnight

There can be no lord of chaos. The term lord smacks the term chaos in the face with its complete oppositeness. It is the World's Tallest Midget situation.

Originally Posted by Optimus_Dex

Choclate chip or oatmeal, I don't believe in the whole bowing thing but might consider a blood sacrifice. Not mine, some random drifter or Rodeo clown - oh wait I should n't have said that . OOpsie , can I get a retcon and an order change for the better.

Originally Posted by Optimus_Dex

I believe Random Insanity might have been the start of this mess. But somebody needs to be in charge of it.[The preceeding was only meant as humor , please no diatribes or writing of Severe letters to the Times.]

Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan

I nominate Bella too, because any good coalition needs a real female, in addition to the ambiguous one that The Llama sometimes is

Can I be a member of the uppercrust, like a duke? Y'know, someone who has no actual power, but loves to throw lavish parties, spend frivilously, and be the first killed in a rebellion?

Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay

The llama has a title. Unfortunately, it is written in ancient llamanian tongue. To know it is to glimpse onto the backside of time. It cannot be understood by anyone that perceives time as a straight line, even subconsciously. Sometimes unworthy llamas attempt to say it. This results in a expulsion of the mispronounced title. A spitting, if you were. It is thus that what is seen as llama spit by others is, in reality, an unworthy attempting to sing my praise.

Also, I'd nominate Kali/Bella if only to see ManOf and Bella on any form of counsel together.

Originally Posted by Golden Girl

Why are supervillains so obsessed with the moon?