Knight Jolt

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  1. Knight Jolt

    MA good for PvP?

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    it's still controlled by AI

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    /win
  2. Knight Jolt

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    I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
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    Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here
  4. Knight Jolt

    And then...

    The UPS guy came to my door and slapped me. He didn't have a delivery for me...he just wanted to slap somebody.

    Hey, I was glad I could be found useful in some way. I was just about to crack open a Pepsi, in celebration, and then...
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    Never EVER use any inspirations, no matter what!

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    Even green ones?
  6. Knight Jolt

    And then...

    I fell down and couldn't get up. And then...
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    And then...

    I ran home to watch Andy Griffith on TV Land. After all, he's almost never on and I would always be able to kill myself afterwards. Anyway, as I clicked on the TV, I heard a big rumbling sound. And then...
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    And then...

    I received a text message from my ex-girlfriend saying that it was only a Fake Nemesis I had talked to and that nothing in my life is real. She also mentioned that all of her orgasms were fake, as well.

    I sighed, smashed my phone, and then...
  9. Knight Jolt

    And then...

    I peed myself, and then...
  10. Knight Jolt

    And then...

    I grabbed some random kid (probably the one that laughed) and started beating the snot out of him. He began to mutter something in French...I think. And then...
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    I'll summon the royal taster, then.
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    Sure...after Tayla_Ewa finishes cooking it.
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    Me no such good eating machine as Ulli.
  14. Knight Jolt

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    Don't forget the proper milk.
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    I shall alert the proper authorities.
  16. Knight Jolt

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    This is Playskool, Kheldarn.
  17. Recluse, Recluse bo Becluse, bonana fanna fo Fecluse,
    fee fy mo Mecluse, Recluse!
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    Garbage in, garbage out.