Karl_Rove_Man

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[insert someone's mother here]

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That sounds like a reasonable tattoo to get on my pelvis.

I'm gonna underbid everyone and say June 16th. Beta hits this Friday or early next week.

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I disapprove of these messages.

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I approve of Karl's disapproval of the approval messages.

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I disapprove of Rhy's approval of my disapproval of the approval messages.

Wait, what?

I disapprove of these messages.

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Given:

The Devs hate Farmers.

PvP encourages the use of IOs.

The demand for IOs encourages Farming.

The availability of "unwanted" IOs on the Market from Farming further encourages the use of IOs.

Merits reduce the need to get IOs through the Market.

Tickets further reduce the need to get IOs through the Market.

Then:

MISSION ARCHITECT IS AN ATTEMPT TO NERF FARMING!!!!!!!!!!!







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I dunno, I'm not seeing the logic...

Given:
A->B
C->D
D->E
F->D
G->H
I->H
Then:
J->K

Nope, just doesn't add up...

SUN SPLITTER @ fallenz for wearing too many pants!

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If you see a wild Sun Splitter, don't be scared. Make sure not to run, (Sun Splitter's feed off fear) but take off your pants and shake your rump. It will encourage the Sun Splitter to befriend you.

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This is how I met Sun Splitter.

If you like Roofie Coladas
And getting [censored] in the [censored]
If you're not into yogurt
If you don't need a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dorms on the Carpet
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape.

SUNSPLITTER:
el nips trust
el nuts strip
enlist spurt
entrust lisp
erupts lints
in splutters
lint uprests
lips nutters
list punster
lit punsters
nut resplits
nut spirtles
nuts triples
nutter slips
peril stunts
pint results
priss nutlet
prune stilts
pun slitters
ripest lunts
silent spurt

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*steals Karl's beer*

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I put roofies in my own beer just in case this ever were to happen. >

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*giggle giggle* I feel funny *thunk*

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You'll be fi...*thunk*

((This plan is never going to work if I don't stop drinking my own beer.))

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*steals Karl's beer*

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I put roofies in my own beer just in case this ever were to happen. >

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The REAL question people are over looking is:

Beer or Captain Jack ?

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I spike my beer with both Captain and Jack.

It's when beer comes out slightly browner than when it went in. You know it's bad when it's still carbonated.

*grnnnnaahhh*

*Pulls up pants, and steps away from the portal*

Man, these beer [censored] are the worst! Good thing that portal was there!

((Am I doing it right??))

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Oak Park/Detroit area. Ferndale High School and a Wayne State University graduate/masters student.

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Awesome! I've got quite a few friends that went to Wayne State. I grew up in Richmond, over between St. Clair and Romeo. My Dad still works in Southfield.

I'm originally from SE Michigan...I loved going to Cedar Point for school trips. What part you from Mojo?

Happy Birthday Sun Splitter!!!!!!

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We actually got one of those from a Meijer when I was younger...thing was fun until it jumped down a heating vent and died. Much less fun then.

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didnt stop you from having "fun" with it

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Yes it did...that part of the vent was inaccessible! And it was the middle of winter.

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If you're still taking missions, I'd like to suggest #114776 "The Land Before Time-and-a-half". It's a fairly short 3 mission arc. Contains all custom critters and some humor.
Thanks, I'll be playing your arc shortly!

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Ran as a level 18 - unslotted fire/fire blaster, with another blaster and emp defender. Started off a little too much for two blasters at level 18, which was not unexpected, but we got a support heavy emp defender and rocked on after that and I'm glad we did. First mission is a little slow, the writing for Naylor was pretty good, loved the Red Dwarf reference, but not a whole lot going on in the mission, and it took forever to find Cavesman, who turned out to be right near the entrance. Grr. Compared to the next two missions, the first one was a bit of a bore. Second mission ramped up with interesting variation on the dino critters. Loved all the Office Space references in the mission. And cap it off by starting a dino-union. The jokes really ramped up after every mission. The only real suggestion I have is that it starts off too slow. I almost quit the arc before completing the first mission which is unfortunate because the second and third missions are great with varied goals, funny dialog, great references. Spice up the first mission and you've got something going here. Enjoyed it!

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Thanks Bubba! I'm spoiled a little, because I usally take Superjump. This makes finding objectives in larger maps a lot easier than if I were to traverse the whole thing by foot.

I wish there was a smaller outdoor forest map, but I'll do some brainstorming for ways to make the first mission a little smoother. Thanks again!

Wow, Em...this is Epic!

Utmost congrats to you and your wonderful SG! I'm glad you guys call Triumph home.

We actually got one of those from a Meijer when I was younger...thing was fun until it jumped down a heating vent and died. Much less fun then.

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I didnt make it home last night to check, too many margaritas, but once I get home tonight I will see how much I can help

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Good luck getting back over the border. I know a guy if you need help...

<3 Meijer...were else could you buy Tires, Children's Toys, and Liquor all at the same place!

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AE officially now sucks. Not only it has been nerfed the mishes with just bosses are so much tougher and no one does normal mishes anymore so the new issue just screwed everything.

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Learn...adapt...evolve.

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I'd lather not.


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But your hair could be so much shinier if you lathered!

It's true.

Where are you gonna be in Kentucky? (I'm guessing Northern half?) It might not be too far of a drive from Nashville...