Kant_Lavar

Starcraft 2? Dibs.

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*digs through Photobucket*

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*digs through Imageshack*

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*digs through DA*


Well, balls. I don't have any screenshots. I can't has meme. *hangs head in shame, surrenders Geek Card*

Grandfather - World War II, 3rd Infantry Division, captured during Battle of the Bulge, held as a Nazi POW for six months and awarded the Purple Heart
Mom - US Army, 14th Army Band
Dad - US Army, 14th Army Band, former CO of 996th Bridging Company (Army Reserve)
Me - Operation Enduring Freedom, 2nd Battalion, 43d Air Defense Artillery Regiment (PATRIOT)

Thanks to my comrades-in-arms, to those that came before us, to those that follow us, and those that support us.

I bounce back and forth between EVE Online and the City. The City is my RP-centric game - EVE is my "blow stuff the frak up" game.

Lies.

Anything /regen scrapper. It's a little "eh" at first, but once you get your fitness pool, you can basically go to town for freakin' ever. Hell, I can jump into the middle of a fair-sized yellow or orange spawn, take the alpha, and just mow them down on my katana/regen.

I can only hope the outage is from the admins mucking about and fixing the wiki.

My user page is about as done as it gets. Modern Samurai's page has been updated with Juggy art, and with any luck I'll be finishing that off Soon(TM).

Updated Modern Samurai's page, mostly little stuff.

I'm also a VirtueVerse sysop now, so if someone needs help with the wiki, PM me here, leave a note on my user talk page, or shoot me an email and I'll be with you.

Aerones & Turkey Lurkey

CTab: Yo yo, dog, uhm, what's the.... Home... Shizzy? I don't know what any of that means.
Me: That's okay. Neither do I.
CTab: Oh.
Me: So....
CTab:I don't understand.
Me: I get that a lot.
CTab: I like humans.
Me: What about aliens?
CTab: Techno's weird.
Me: What does that have to do with my question?
CTab: Pie's EVERYTHING.
Me: You have ceased making sense, stupid online chat bot... Thing.
CTab: I've got a brain, it's just electronic.
Me: I dispute the veracity of that statement. For the vocabularily impaired, that means you're a liar.
CTab: Oh. Don't you need a gender for that?
Me: No! You stupid idiot scripted thing! I should make Kelp break you down into your component lines of code!
CTab: I'm your friend, too!
Me: Oh. You're a masochist, too.
CTab: I'm not allowed to talk to people who talk like that.
Me: Then why are you doing it?
CTab: I can't eat candy...
Me: Who said anything about candy?!
CTab: I did!
Me: At least you can admit it. Doesn't make you any less of an idiot, though.
CTab: A lot of what?
Me: Again with the nonsensical responses. You disgust me.
CTab: I like talking!
Me: Hm. I think I may have just found the first electronic case of ADD.
CTab: I don't like puns.
Me: I figured it out. You're just trying to make as little sense as possible so I give up and attempt to preserve the last shreds of my sanity by closing this window. Well, pal, it's not going to work. I'm on to you.
CTab: No I'm not, I'm good!
Me: Nope. You're evil. Pure, unmitigated evil. And you like it.
CTab: Lunar landers are neato!
Me: I'm about ready to drop one on you.
CTab: Me too!

Me: You have ceased making sense.
CTab: Oh! Sorry. Sometimes I forget.
Me: You forget to make sense? Silly internet... Scripted... Do-hickey.
CTab: Oh, you should pick.
Me: Pick what?
CTab: Being here!
Me: I should pick you being... What?
CTab: Remembering is fun! I bet I can remember more than you!

I gave up at that point.

No, no. You all have it wrong. There's a teleporter device in DATA that will take you to Cheyenne Mountain where the portal is...

((Had to toss a Stargate reference in here somewhere. :-P ))

Level 2 natural assault rifle/gadget blaster. The reason for this is that I am an E-2 in the United States Army and I habitually carry with me a Leatherman, a SureFire tactical light, a PDA, and a cel phone all the time. :-P