IdioticGenius

it's called statements only, not sarcasm only

this is a post.

Mastermind of puppets, pulling their strings

Edamame

dress up like a complete nerd and walk around singing The Four Horsemen by Metallica, I've gotten some strange looks from that


Sing any Tom Lehrer song, seriously creeped out a friend singing Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

I have fallen in love

Gra... wait, you eat an infinite mount of cookies, this is not possible.



I wish I could type

alright, but you are also under arrest for counterfit money.


Wishes for corruption

Alright, but you are a wimpy one.


I wish for a wish for a pet owl

Wish Granted, but you can't eat or drink them

I wish for a peice of the world

I peed myself, and wondered why Doctor_What kept making me pee myself. And then...

I got this from another forum.

1st person makes a wish, 2nd person Grants it, but has to corrupt it somehow.

EXample:
Person 1: I wish for a large flat screen TV.

Person 2: Granted, but it's broken.

alright?

I wish for a better game idea

Yo! This is the Hip Tip saying Don't talk like this, man. PEACE!

ooops, you said Samuel, right?

OH *word not typed* WE NEED TO GET RID OF ALL OF THEESE *Word not typed* SWERES!

THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS COMING! THERE IS A STARBUCKS ACROSS FROM A STARBUCKS!

*Snicker*

I loved that movie.

That EIther means 23 more hard boiled eggs or a storm is coming

I peed myself... AGAIN! And then?

And then...

He peed himself. And then...

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Woah, you're a Crazy Cat Lady In Training?

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no, full blown Crazy cat guy

peed myself again. And then...

this is an easy mission, you'll get through it no problem

*As soon as the mission starts you are ambushed by a bunch of purples*

ALF the grey?

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Yeah, but I refused to do it.

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That's a good thing. THAT was just a weird thing to do anyway