Done.
But I gave you "Son of Count to 100,000"!
I wish for an endless supply of cola and sandwich cookies.
I think your supposed to make a wish now Yellow...
Wish Granted, but you can't eat or drink them
I wish for a peice of the world
You got it playa, but I gave you Chernobyl.
I wish for a real live catgirl.
No problem, but she's neutered...
I wish for control over time.
Sniped!
granted, but you can only travel forward, Not backward
I wish for a monster making machine
Granted but it only makes tickle me Elmo's
I wish for a new gaming puter.
http://tiny.cc/ArcaneDefenseItems
This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
http://tiny.cc/WhatBeatsADragon
Gotcha. But you can only make fuzzy, blue, cookie loving ones.
I wish to be re-incarnated as a tiger.
Alright, but you are a wimpy one.
I wish for a wish for a pet owl
Bet, however it never stops hooting. EVER.
I wish for ten million dollars.
alright, but you are also under arrest for counterfit money.
Wishes for corruption
Granted but it can only be used on slugs.
I wish for a big bottle of absinthe from 1805 to be teleported through a time portal into my home.
http://tiny.cc/ArcaneDefenseItems
This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
http://tiny.cc/WhatBeatsADragon
Sniped again!
Granted, but UPS dropped the bottle upon delivery
I wish for a decent pen that doesnt run out of ink
Granted but it only writes in invisible ink.
I wish that commercial flights to the moon were available
http://tiny.cc/ArcaneDefenseItems
This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
http://tiny.cc/WhatBeatsADragon
Granted, but theyre still working on the trip back
I wish for a Light Saber
Granted but it never turns on so you're stuck with just the grip.
I wish for a chinchilla for a pet (and don't kill it that's just mean 
)
http://tiny.cc/ArcaneDefenseItems
This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
http://tiny.cc/WhatBeatsADragon
You got it, but it's rabid.
I wish I had the perfect story idea for MA.
Granted, but it would take more space than allowed by the current system.
I wish I was able to eat more cookies than I do now.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Gra... wait, you eat an infinite mount of cookies, this is not possible.
I wish I could type
I got this from another forum.
1st person makes a wish, 2nd person Grants it, but has to corrupt it somehow.
EXample:
Person 1: I wish for a large flat screen TV.
Person 2: Granted, but it's broken.
alright?
I wish for a better game idea