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I like dirt in my pants - Red Hot Chili Peppers

he covered his mangina with the spoon (made it into a spoincloth) and climbed ot top of a high cabinet. The ooze slithered under the door and escaped and headed for King's Row. And then...

the receipt.

I paid with a classic Porsche and a lottery ticket and got...

Give me a kiss to build a dream on.

Walk around with part of a hose hanging out from below your skirt or pantleg.

Wear earrings made from toilet paper squares.

The bullet was sent to a forensic lab. They discovered that it contained a strange living organism. And then...

Smells like teen spirit in my pants - Nirvana

and got smoother thighs.

I paid with a torn hairnet and an album of Dennis Brain's Greatest Hits and got...

A kiss is the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in the state of contraction....sexy, huh.

They are working great for me. The game looks awesome.
Nvidia 185.85 drivers

I was blaste out of the cornfield and sent back in time.
And then...

a plastic hairpiece.

I paid 525 pesos and got...

99 Red Balloons in my pants - Nena

Suddenly a tiny spaceship landed on a giant woman's roof. Then a little boy named Anthony sent the spaceship to the cornfield then spoke to his dead grandma on his toy phone. And then...

Happy Trails in my Pants - Roy Rogers and Dale Evans

mooned.

I paid with an empty bowl and 3 pompoms and got...

I changed my wet spoincloth and felt much better. After a while I went into my backyard and sat on my swing...I noticed a strange and beautiful plant growing in the flower bed. I went to examine it and then...

some toy food and a car made out of a cardboard box.

I paid with a pair of Speedos and got...

Down Where the Wurzburger Flows in my pants - Harry Von Tilzer

I'd buy eight ounces of gas for my truck.

Here is $9.99....spend it on something good.

Tiny bubbles in my pants - Don Ho

I yelled, "There's a hare in mah food!" People came running, and a lawyer told me I could sue. And then...

When you break into the monkey dance at a party.

a ballpeen hammer.

I paied with a bag of orange rinds and got...

Micheal Jackson was in the audience and wanted to adopt me. And then....