Healix

Yah, I'd try that...but the word 'clotted' brings an uncomfortable association...

fried bananas

You must have control of the authorship of your own destiny. The pen that writes your life story must be held in your own hand.

Pass...don't like to eat anything hot

Balut

(A balut is a fertilized duck or chicken embryo that is boiled and eaten in the shell.)

I have no nettles in my phalange, you chicken-toed spooncannon!

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

A long distance teledildonic skunk bunky, eh? How would you know, you frog-stained bogslug!

Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept for the purpose of storing dead batteries.

I hated not being able to tell the L/l difference in the game, so I changed the font to Tahoma...much better for me!

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?

I have an old putersaurus that still has an agp card. (Nvidia 7900GS.) My res is 1680 X 1050. I play in windowed mode. I have water set at medium, and it is beautiful. All in all my game looks awesome, considering the age of my old tower-of-power. Here is the mansion from Night Ward.




and here is one of my characters, Beast Whisperer Dara.

As an altoholic, my play has changed for the better. I tend to solo a lot because I am such a night owl. Travel has become more fun, my fifties can now aquire specialized 'goodies' that once were only acheived through team tfs, and new areas/powersets add more fun. CoH and wine really do improve with age..lol

How can I be a Bleary-eyed beer swilling Beetlejuicer when I HATE beer, you yeast-specked chiatuft!

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

I'm no constipated finger twinkies, you camel-flapped gooberfactory!

Wow, it's a gas to be that smart!

Snapping out of the momentary euphoria of the catnip scent, Amerikatt spots Dillo and pounces on him, pinning him down. His curses, protests and lack of 'hoorbs' alarm Amerikatt, and she realizes that this is NOT Dillo, but an imposter!
"Who are you, you faker! Tell me or I will throw up a hairball into your face!"
"NOOOO. not that", the phony Dillo replies. "I am really.......................

LOLOLOL

I'm no pasty-faced periwinkle, you fly-bloated lipdrooler!

The stupid Eggies commercial makes it look like peeling eggs is SHEER DRUDGERY....stupid commercial

Why would YOU want to run in a herd when you can be a lone wolf?

I didn't save on my Superhero Injury Insurance by switching to NemCo, you wrinkle-spotted sludgehugger!

Yes, but have you HEARD that they prefer sheep over cattle?