Geronimo_69

Apparently Asian people just love them some moth balls. Mmmm, Moth balls!

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Buster Hymein (SP) or
Burnin Your in

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I was going to start a band under the name of Buster Hyman and the Penetrators, but I just couldn't get it up and going.

What about Mike Litoris?

From one Soldier to another, happy birthday Valor!

Waitin' On A Woman In My Pants - Brad Paisley

My condolences to you Xisha. I know how it feels to lose a hero.

I got the unfortunate news a month and a half ago as I was in Kuwait getting ready to board a plane to come home for a couple weeks of R&R from the 'Stan that my grandfather had passed away at the age of 94. Granted, he had lived a very long, and very rich life, but it was still something of a shock to me. He had been going through some tough medical times in the previous couple weeks, so we kind of knew it was going to happen sooner than later. Selfishly I wanted him to make it though at least until the end of my deployment here so that I could see him one more time and maybe swap some "war stories" as only veterans can do seeing as how he was a WWII vet and I'm a GWOT vet. The hardest part is that I wasn't able to make it back in time for the funeral due to all the traveling I had to do just to get back to my final destination.

Unfortunately the people we care about in our lives always leave us before we're ready for them to go. Like your friend, my grandfather was one of my heroes, and I still miss him every day.

Don't you hate that you have to live vicariously through other people, not just for their love lives, but their cooking?

Don't you love it when in 5 months you'll get to make up for lost time?

Okay, maybe that's just me over here. Oh, and one other one.

Don't you love it when your account is all paid up and current?

Don't you hate it when you can't access your characters because your internet is so slow you could actually walk to Paragon City and dress up in costume yourself before your computer actually connected to the server?

(Stupid Afghan internet! )

Live For This In My Pants - Hatebreed

Hand On The Pump In My Pants - Cypress Hill

Where can I find some of the strangest items in the world?

A Knork and a Spork

What is something you want to make sure you don't have before going on a first date?


Red, hot flaming dwarves with plaid beards and purple polka-dotted long, flowing hair.

realized that Michael had a trenchcoat full of little kids in his limo. And then...

You don't really need a healer on your team, they'll just slow you down.

larynx

Don't you love it when you finally get settled down with that one person who makes you happier than anything else?

Don't you hate it when you find out that you have to spend an entire year away from them dodging bullets and IEDs?

(Ok, maybe that's just me on that last part.)

the waiter got skewered by a pair of chopsticks. And then...

Unicorn In My Pants - The Irish Rovers

Let me let you in on a little secret, just because you're a superhero, doesn't mean that you can pop 5 Viagra at one time. Trust me on this one!

What's the best place to catch the Easter Bunny?


Three quarts of 10W-30 motor oil and a banana

Come Baby Come In My Pants - K7

Stick around and wait for Statesman to invite you join him for a very special mission

Don't Think I Don't Think About It In My Pants - Darius Rucker

You know, I always wanted to be a door greeter at Wal-Mart. I wonder if they're hiring...

An Endless Cycle of Torture In My Pants - Sea of Treachery

Are your hands warm? Cause mine are freezing and I have to go to the bathroom.