DrForkenshpoon

I'd think something like, I don't know, a wrist-mounted setup. It'd look somewhat like Poison Dart does, except with two darts with wires coming out the back. I think that's preferable to lightly grazing your opponents cheek.

I have a pseudomelee crab. I don't skimp on his ranged attacks, but he has every melee attack crabs can get, and he does pretty well opening up with a volley of shots and then moving in. Never played a ranged bane spider, though.

I was thinking about the power Taser today, in the Devices power set for Blasters. As some of you may know, it used to have a different animation that it does now. It caused redraw and had a longer activation time than the current animation. However, the current animation is simply just copied and pasted from the Taser Dart power. This has the effect of making it look as though you are lightly slapping your opponent in melee, and it looks rather silly. Now, I understand that the animation was changed to make the power "better", and I understand and appreciate the hard work the developers do to make the game enjoyable to everyone, but I think that Taser should have a better animation than it does now.

Kelp, I belive I could hold a more coherent coversation with PTab. seriously. When I discuss dancing it explains to me his love of fish.

-Dr. Forkenshpoon.

Feral pummeling of the ground.

Air guitar. We need air guitar.

The Robot.