BreakneckBecky

*Gives puppeh a dogbed made of bacon*



*sails away across lake MochaJava on a viking longboat made of bacon*

*spots the approaching sky-darkening mass of tiger affection descending*



*braces for cuddles*

*leaps into the cuddle pile*

*pursues the puppeh in a flying lobby, guzzling coffee and nomming on air biscuits*

*burbles out of the chocolate milk, slightly singed*

Messing with the coffee supply is NOT NICE!

*sends a roving pack of robot vaccum cleaners after the puppeh*

Looks like he already has

*crawls out from under the sofa, sleepily grumbling*

*drags self to lake mochajava and faceplants for morning gallon of coffee*

'glubGlubGlub'







*explodifies into flamey explosion of fireish flames*

Having been inside, let me add that the pics don't really do it justice.

=@_@=

*kerspluts into the sea of cookies*

ONE.

BAJILLION.

COOKIES!

*pulls lever from clever hiding spot in the rafters and commences the rain o cookies*

Ah ha ha ha

*crawls soggily out of lake mochajava*

Rawr! I iz the creature from the highly caffinated lagoon.

*giggles at the puppeh dancing, then curls up on the tigers head and takes a nap*

*ScootScoots into the room and up to the table wearing an entire hamper of clothing, as well as the hamper itself*

HI!

Seems they updated the announcement with explainations and the assurance that even if you miss the badge event you'll have a chance to get it either due to enough people showing up, or in a few months.

*climbs into HUUUUGE cannon*



*checkes the carefully arrainged trampolines at every corner of the track*



*pulls out a calculator roughly 3x the size of a NinjaFairyKitty and rechecks calculations*



*lights fuse*



*watches as the Bitey FBBC selected as landing site wanders off to raid the taco bar*






KERBOOM!

*whooshes by on a malfunctioning FBBC*

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*waves out of the pile of bacon ond Shecky glomps*

*giggles at Battledogs brillaint improv physical comedy routine, and throws out a bacon equipt pool floaty*

*opens up a huge box, and takes out some awe*



*drags a giant plate of bacon to the sekrit kitteh lair, and runs a straw into Lake Mochajava, then snack-naps*

=x_x=

*faceplants with comical squeaky noise*

Like hang out on a tree so a well will tell him sekrits if he gives it his eye.



I prefer just tapping the wells phone

*sneaks in dressed as LokiNinjaFairyKitty*

Rawr and stuff. I'm totally not up to mischeif at all even a little so look waaaaaay over there while I do stuff!'


*takes nap, sneakily*

YAY!

Now you can spend all your free time playing games

at least until they make you get a job

WHEEEE!

*runs over a random referee*



THE PUPPEH DID IT!


*zooms more*

*hits the turbo-boost and screeches across the ceiling, throwing bacon flavoured snowcones at the puppeh while hitting the anti-pursuit donut launcher*

I learned that from my Batman corespondence course

So you gets to meet All the bored peoples and sit around talking about how bored you all are?


I prefer the zamboni-dragracing pie fighting meetings myself


*throws pies randomly then screeches off in racing zamboni*