*Sets off the Puppy Pork Proximity Alert. Alarms ring out through the Rookery and flashing lights are seen all over the place*
*Begins speaking into his walkie-talkie*
WE HAVE A CODE-DELTA, REPEAT, WE HAVE A CODE DELTA
PUPPY HAS BEEN SIGHTED WITH BACON
MOVING TO INTERCEPT
*Men in uniform storm the room, pointing bean-bag cannons at the puppeh*
YOU ARE ORDERED TO SURRENDER THE BACON IMMEDIATELY. PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATTER.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
sets off the 1001 dalmatians towards Tram and runs with the bacon
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*steals bacon, goes to bed*
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
No fair!!!!
Throws a tantrum
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*Gives puppeh a dogbed made of bacon*
*sails away across lake MochaJava on a viking longboat made of bacon*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Sends an army of stick figure bacon people to raid the Rookery and reclaim their lost treasures for the Kingdom of Bacon!*
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Originally Posted by LongClawTiger
*Sends an army of stick figure bacon people to raid the Rookery and reclaim their lost treasures for the Kingdom of Bacon!*
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*runs into the sekrit kitteh lair under the sofa*
<Place crashing and thumping sounds here>
*runs out in a plush dragon costume*
*roars as fiercely as a 6 lb ninjafairykitteh dressed like a dragon and charges the delicious army*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*come back in with fresh bacon* Now now you all, stop playing with your food, didn't anyone ever tell you not to?
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
*Hopes the dragon crispifies a few of the bacon people instead of just ripping right into them*
*Iz nommed upon!*
HALP! GAH!
*Beats on the Puppeh's nose with his little cloth fists.*
Hallo...
PuppehFuzzyTigerFeyFeyBeckyNinjaPixieKittehTramont ane
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
mmmmm sack bacon! NOM NOM NOM
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*Opens his pop-it, retrieves pepper, inserts a big handful into each Puppeh nostril.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
puppy comes in dressed as picasso
it iz le bacon le magnifique!
sorry but everyone is starting to look like bacon now....
noms fedor
other titles for this tuesday included
The good the bad and the bacon!
A few good bacon!
Romeo and bacon!
Bacon bits!
Star bacon episode IV!
Indiana Bacon and the search for the holey bacon!
Captain Bacon!
The Bacon Avengers!
The great train Bacon!
and so on....
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.