I'm hotsauce on your donut.
I look just like an ordinary glaze.
You take a big box of me out for your morning drive. You figure you'll share some delicious donutty goodness with your co-workers.
Suddenly, you get a bit hungry.
You take me out of the box and have a little nibble.
Suddenly, your mouth burns. Your eyes water. And your car spins out of control.
*SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-CRASH*
You never even knew a bicycle could bend that way.
And if you got cut-rate auto-insurance, this could be a pretty ugly law suit.
So get Icestate. And be better protected from mayhem.
Like me.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
Quote:
BRAVO ! Good sir that's spicy!
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Originally Posted by Tramontane
I'm hotsauce on your donut.
I look just like an ordinary glaze. You take a big box of me out for your morning drive. You figure you'll share some delicious donutty goodness with your co-workers. Suddenly, you get a bit hungry. You take me out of the box and have a little nibble. Suddenly, your mouth burns. Your eyes water. And your car spins out of control. *SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-CRASH* You never even knew a bicycle could bend that way. And if you got cut-rate auto-insurance, this could be a pretty ugly law suit. So get Icestate. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. |
*pokes his head in* Silly as always. I approve.
*Dunks the donuts in milk and noms* Hey! Not bad!
goodmorning peeps!!!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Hiya...
PuppehBayFuzzyTigerTramontaneLarkerBunny
*Drops onto the counter, noms half a donut and then runs around in circles fanning his mouth.*
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Morning Puppeh and Fed!
*Throws sackperson into a glass of milk to counter the heat*
*Splashes about in the milk and then drops onto the counter.*
Could at least have been chocolate milk!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*crawls out from under the sofa, sleepily grumbling*
*drags self to lake mochajava and faceplants for morning gallon of coffee*
'glubGlubGlub'
*explodifies into flamey explosion of fireish flames*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Scoops up Becky's fiery, smoldering fur and dumps into a glass of chocolate milk to reconstitute the NinjaPixieishness.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*saunters in and notices the mayhem*
PUPPEH!!!!!
*Grabs some tea and his newspaper and goes off Puppeh searching*
Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
*burbles out of the chocolate milk, slightly singed*
Messing with the coffee supply is NOT NICE!
*sends a roving pack of robot vaccum cleaners after the puppeh*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
Hi Shecky!
*Leaps onto a robot and rides along after the Puppeh!*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*wanders through* Hi all
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
Puppy comes in pours hot sauce on donuts and hot sauce in coffee
this will wake em up hehehehehehhehehehehehehee
saunters off to watch the mayhem
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.