Race track Thursday Rookery!


Battledog

 

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*Zooms in and screeches to a halt in his tricked out race car.*

I am putting down the challenge on all Rookerizarians! Fastest car wins.... something!



Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Oh?... just cars huh?


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

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well I suppose motorcycles and horses could be allowed...


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Morning all!

*Sets out Mexican buffet for Cinco De Mayo*

*Prepares his cheetah-pulled chariot for the race*


 

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*comes racing in on a blue and silver striped racing FBBC and pauses by the buffet to grab a couple of tacos*

Hola, mi amigos. Como estas?


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*goes flying by in Anakin's podracer*

*everyone notices the Corona in one paw with a carrot slice*

"Cya at the next lap*

Ffffwwooossshhh !!!!!!!









~Please note I do not condone or endorse drinking and driving~


 

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*climbs into HUUUUGE cannon*



*checkes the carefully arrainged trampolines at every corner of the track*



*pulls out a calculator roughly 3x the size of a NinjaFairyKitty and rechecks calculations*



*lights fuse*



*watches as the Bitey FBBC selected as landing site wanders off to raid the taco bar*






KERBOOM!


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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Hallo...

BeckyNinjaPixieKittehLarkerBunnyFuzzyTigerNekoDaKi tteh

Gonna have to review the rules on cannons, pod racers and flying bean bags.... right after I have a burrito.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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What about tanks? Can we have tanks?

Hi all!


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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*Adds tanks to the accepted entries list.*

Ok, but destroying other racers is against the rules. This isn't Death Race 2011.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Hey, its not my fault if they run into me.


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

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*Crosses the finish line Friday morning*

Whew, that was a long track, but seeing as how nobody else has crossed the finish line yet....

*drinks the victor's bottle of milk and poses with cute girls in the winner's circle*