BreakneckBecky

*pops out of a pile of donuts and runs around all crazy-mad*

Have to get all my Rookeryness out of the way while I'm here at school.
Stupid tornado ate my internets (and electricity, and all the trees in my yard)

*runs and runs and runs and...faceplants for nap*

What did CoH dinosaurs taste like grampa puppeh?

*dips the puppeh and pulls the big, shiny, very obtrusive lever causing the dumptruck full of carrots and carrot based pasty to unload over the warren and Larker within*

*perches on Feys head as a stylish ninjafairykittyhat*

*gets a sledgehammers and SMASHES the crystal, revealing a hidden core of PURE CHOCOLATE*





*gives Fedor the sledgehammers and a hello fuzzle*

*sneakity Sneaks up behind the puppeh in a properly NinjaFairyKitty fashion*



*takes out sekrit ninja tuba*



TOOT!!!eleven!!
*ninjavanish*

*sneakity-sneaks in and turns on the chefbots, putting spooky skull masks on all of them*

*skulks about and decorates all the FBBCs with glowing scary faces (except the bitey one. It's face is already scary enoug)*

Cranks up the Oingo Boingo

*flys over the Nekokitteh with lots of blinky, sparkly lights and starts playing notes on a kazoo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcOaGawIW0

*gives everyone wooden fishies*

Now we're covered

A bunny ninja! Now I must draw upon the sekrit power of the kitteh.

*focuses*



*takes nap*

*ninjapoofs*

*peeks out of Sheckys coffee*

Mmmmmm...dark roast

*ninjapoofs*

*is totally not blatantly up in the rafters despite the steady drip of skightly furry dark raost coming from there, so obviously there's no need to check.*

Hang on! Wait! Timeout!

*runs to the juke box*



*Hit C 72*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0
All Set!

*leaps back into the tussel*

Welcome aboard.

And for the record, your English is a bajillion times better than my French, so as long as you don't call anyone a slackjawed, myopic anteater accidentally you should be fine.

*sneakitifies along the rafters*



*sneakysneaks under the sofa*



*Peeks out of Lake MochaJava with sneaky snorkel of sneaking*



*drifts lazily up behind Ninja Fedor on a napping FBBC*



*grows closer and closer, preparing to strike*



*pulls out Air Horn and lets fly a less than stealthy toot directly behind the ever vigilant sack ninja*

One can never have enough deathrays or cheese.

One must be cautious not to combine deathrays and cheese lest half of their faceless army of minions be lost in a quesopocalypse during Nacho Tuesday festivities.

*Iz pouncefuzzled*



*retaliates with a fierce tussle, complete with overdone, stereotypical cartoon dustcloud*

The Crimson Cannonade is looking forward to those new pistols as well as some costume tidbits. Probably revamp Mr. Mechanonymous as well

There's also a youtube commercial for it

http://youtu.be/FRO1dh4JaHo