BreakneckBecky

A starting 2 slots for F2P and 12 for VIP. The same 12 you started with anyhow. And any extra slots (like the ones previously purchased or the one you gain every year you subscribe) will remain open. So if you currently have 24 slots open and go F2P/premium I believe you'll end up with 14 slots

*sits up in the rafters watching the puppeh be all actiony and adventury down below*



*Drops down a squeakytoy*



*returns to nappings*

Rogue cookie attack!


And you all said it was silly when I installed the milk cannons.



*pulls the lever and fires milk cannons wildly around the room except at Fey cuz that'd interrupt her lounging*

*sneakity sneaks over to the fruity drink table and gradually nudges it closer to Fey whilst still ninjing so as to be all ninjesque*

*perches on Sheckys head as a stylish NinajFairyKitty hat while sneaking some coffee with a crazy straw*

Sounds like a storm controller was trying to thin out the competition.

*head to the escape pod*

*rides a unicycle across a tightrope over a pit of ferocious krackendiles (giant squid crocodiles of course) while juggling acid-spraying chainsaws*



*gets to the other side and pauses*





Why's there a circus here?

*gets very soggy, but also very warm, so it all works out*

*peeks down from the rafters, watching Fedor tussling a soy based Becky decoy.*



*That's right...a TOFUninjafairykitty*

ACK!

*engages in epic, cartoon level tusslings*

*sprinkles some pepper on Fedor*



*ninjavanish*

*prepares to strike back at the puppeh with the sekrit kitteh technique known as the rain of 1011 raspberries*







*ninjavanish*

*Gets Fey coffee and sekritly adds MORE COFFEE!*



*Iz evil after all*

*runs on stage*



*picks guitar off the stand, slings over shoulder and smiles to the audience*



*raises paw as light dim aside from the double follow spots covering the NinjaFairyKittyRocker*



*demonstrates a remarkable lack of ability, training, practice, or fingers while attempting to rock out, however still maintaining a proper rockstars enthusiasm*



*takes a bow*



*poorly times pyrotechnics display goes off, leaving a very sooty NinjaFairyKitty*



*Faceplantnaps*

*comes in dragging a 9000' squid and an ice cream truck*

wuz busy day.

*faceplantnaps*

*ninjapoofs, steals the weapons, replaces them with NERF replicas and a universal bacon and donut generator, placed right next to the infintie cookie machine.*



*climbs up the rafters for a nap*

*does a happydance before napping because INTERNETS ARE BACK!!!*

*pulls the not too well hidden lever, openning the roof hatch directly above Archiviste and flooding the Rookery. with even more donuts than quite alot of donuts plus many*