BreakneckBecky

*waits for the narrator to freeze the action and say something just a little shy of witty*



*nibbles the corner of the ramp while waiting. Waves to the rad ghouls also nibbling the ramp*

*secretly replaces Fedors ramp with blueberry Nukawaffles*



*ninjavanish*

Great...now I want a Mystery origin set with a costume change emote of pulling a rubber mask off.

Also a Jinkies emote of some sort.

*walks on stage and takes a bow*



*bursts into flames*



*vanishes in a puff of NinjaFairyKitty smoke*



*walks back on stage*



*ninjavanish*

*Sneakity sneaks in and replaces Fedors Mr. Pibb with A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CAN OF MR. PIBB*



*ninjavanish*

*sneakity sneaks in and stacks several more donuts on top of Fedors napping donut, leaving him in the yummiest barrel ever*

*sneaks a crazy straw down into the barrel and lets the coffee drip commence*



*ninjavanish*

Sneak into their home whilst they're out.

Hide in a closet so they won't immediately be startled when they come home.

Make sure you're naked so they can be sure you aren't concealing any weaponry.

Wait until a point in time when they're relaxed...usually right after they've settled into bed, then jump out and ask them if they like CoX.

and be sure to text us from prison so we can take up a bail collection and/or laugh.

*walks by noming a tasty McBrain sammich*

Yay for Detra Day!

RELEASE THE ****** HOOKERS!

*wanders by in a pineapple costume as the background scenery*

Happy birthday puppeh.

7 years older and still causing trouble

Another year of terrifying reality into submission!

*pounces out from under the carpet to tacklehug the kitteh*

Vexxxa made me do it!

*ninjavanish*

Your sacrifice to the kracken is pleasing.



*Noms donut while happily splishing about*

*peers menacingly out of the giant blender, cleverly disguised as a ninjafairykittenkracken, complete with floaty tentacles to wave about in what should obviously be a menacing and terrifying manner*

*unleashes the sekrit horde of Z's while snoozing away in the rafters, a crazy straw trailing into lake mochajava for sleep drinking*

*wanders in, curls up to nap in a sunbeam after putting up the "Clearly visible tripping hazard" sign*

zzzzZ.Zzzzzz

*Gives Pogo 2 cakes*

*Drives in a semi towing a trailer from Nefarious Doctor Steves Mad Scientists Supply House wrapped in a big red ribbon*

Happy Pogoday!

*Splorches in as a single celled ninjafairykittenprimevalprotazoanlifeformishthingy *

Burble

*Gets hooked on drugs and tries to fly*



*Fortunately CAN fly, thus diminishing the impact, both literally and dramatically*

=@_@=


*orders the rookery special, then rolls around on it*

*walks in across the ceiling*

*looks around*



Why is everyone up there?


*notices the chandelier*

...




*Gravity rears its ugly head, leading to a great kersplat*

The Rooky was around for a while, but she got distracted by shiny stuff and wandered off a couple months ago. Hopefully she'll get distracted by something in this direction and wander back soon