Rookery Thursday: Praetoria's Ministry of Silly Walks

*twaddles in using a lurching, eye-twisting gait*

*dressed in a black suit and bolo hat*

Good day, citizens. Here to regester your silly walk, are you?

*punches the coffeedonuntpamcakesClockworkchefbot button*

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5 2 40

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-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

*wanders into the Rookery and pours a bowl of catnip and milk*

G'morning Twip and Pogo!

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~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT

:slides in like James Brown: Good GOD!

Mornin Folks!

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snoopy hops in

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as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

*Bounces in on his short nub of a tail, then lands on his nose. Ow!*
Morning, all!

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"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

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with all the fur in here I'll need a roller brush to get all the fur and hair off of the FBBC's!

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*walks in across the ceiling*

*looks around*



Why is everyone up there?


*notices the chandelier*

...




*Gravity rears its ugly head, leading to a great kersplat*

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@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

*Is splooshed with catnip and milk as a falling ninja-fairy-kitteh kersplats into Vexxxa's bowl*

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*Stumbles through the door on improbably high stilts, spins around and SPLATS into the Fuzzy Tiger.*

Good morning...

TwipeprTuxedoFuzzyTigerBeckyNinjaPixieKittehBattle LadyCyrseiPuppehVexXxaGlomperPogoPogo

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*Is now splatted with catnip, milk, sack cloth, and toothpick stilts making him look like....uh, what does this look like to you?*

And morning there, Fed Buddy!

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ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker

*siwwy pounces in*

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I'd give a silly walk, but...

*walks in on crutches, right leg in a pressure cast*

Hey, maybe we can call it The Stilt!

*tosses Teh Puppeh a bacon biscuit*

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"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"

Hi SaistRadSound

*Fuzzles the Tiger's ears.*

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

All right, all right, stop the sketch, it's too silly.

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Ohhh nooooo!!! My catnip cereal is every where but in MY BOWL!!!

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~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT

*Snuggles Vexxxa Kitteh and gives her fresh catnip*

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*floats in on a custom FBBC* Evening all

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

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It's a an extra large one, purfect for kittenpiles

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

*Descends from above and SPLATS onto Fey and Saist.*

And sackpeoples!

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)