Blarg

Bloodtalon looks great! So does Nightcraft. I totally agree with everyone else, it blows my mind away.

Ow. *falls* Oops! *trips* Dangit. *falls into crater* Hmmm... I need out. *Takes out a rope with a Tuna at the end. Sends rope through the crater and attaches it to Catsi. Instead of slipping over Catsi like Blarg had hoped, it just sends Catsi to her doom, falling over the edge.*

*panicked* I'll dig the holes! *takes out nuclear bomb* *TPs it to the place where we want the holes... underground* *makes it explode, causing a large crater to appear in the ground* There, what now!?

That was... BEUTIFUL!!! *sobs*

I don't have any stars... *sniff!* But would you like some Eggnog? It's noggy!

Iron Fist had heard, understood, and appreciated the offering. It was the gift of a servant to a king. The kind they used during the days of his ancestors. The days that Iron Fist would bring back, one way or another. Hmmm, it seems that the only one who hasn't pledged loyalty to me yet is that Physic... She might be a difficulty. He pressed that well used button in his coat and said, "Psy."
Psy appeared before him promt as usual. Fist inquired, "What have you found out?" Psy excitedly relayed the information about her suspicions, the history of Physic and her teamates, even what Physic wanted for dinner. Iron Fist liked to know EVERYTHING, and that included the petty things such as dinner.
"Very good Psy. I am thinking that it might be time for a higher possition in my army." Psy was dumbfounded. "R-really Sire? Th-th-thank you sir! I am honored to serve you." Iron Fist flashed his famous smirk and said, "I know. You may go." Psy dissapeared in a flash of light.
Hmmm... dissapointing. Physic would have been an accelent member of the Order. She could have worked along with Psy and the rest of the telepaths. I will either need to convince her or... destroy her. With those disturbing thoughts in the Masterminds head Iron Fist said, "Everyone come with me! The last place that we need to go to is down! We are going to Nemesis' home base!" His soldiers cheered as they walked off. Iron Fist frowned as he noticed the first small flecks of the setting Sun. The day is almost over... Nemesis will not want his siege to last more than one day. It would not be like him to do so. He must be planning something... but what? Suddenly, they felt a small shake in the ground. Not enough for any REAL problems, but enough to make the ground beneath the city weaker. The computer that Silver Skull had hacked was exploding.

Gargenugen!

Very nice, really like it alot. One thing though... is Puss in Boots a lesbian? Sorry, had to be done, couldn't get it out of my head. I just kept thinking about it. At least you know I now have a clear consciecne. (Spelling error awknoledged. I couldn't figure out how to spell, LOL.

((OOC- Thankyou Catsi and Billyboy, I really didn't want to use your characters. ))



Iron Fist was running forward at high speed, impatiently wondering how long it would take for Psy to finish the mind scan. Fist did not trust Physic. Physic seemed equally distrutful. He took out his anger on a Fake Nemesis. His strong grip took the machine around the throat in one hand, and its wrist in the other. Fist's hands glowed with nuclear energy and he ripped the automoton in unequal halves.
Silver Skull snuck up behind Iron Fist. He was going to surprise him, thinking that Iron Fist would take it in good fun. Bad Idea. He got closer... and closer... "BOO-urk!" Iron Fist had him by the throat, his free hand open and glowing oarnge with energy. After recognizing the figure in front of him, Iron Fist slowly set Skull down on the ground. "Bloody hell bloke, whyed you do that for? Ya coulda killed me!" Iron Fist just stared at him angrily, causing Silver Skull to drop his gaze and shiver a bit. "Dont EVER do that again. Do you understand?"
"Err... yeah. Course I do." Iron Fist smirked. "Good. What did you find out from the Nemesis base?" Skull smiled under his mask. "Well, the crazy 5th Column, you remember the ones, they have teamed up with Nemesis and are making these giant robots outa cement! They used Nanite Technology to control the statues an- Oh. Well I guess you figured that out already." He had finally noticed the 2 wrecks that used to be staues. "Anything useful?" Silver Skull shook his head. "Nah, when I tried to dig deeper, it needed a password. When I didn't give the right password it said, and I quote: Syster Error. Password incorrect. This object will self-destruct in 10 minutes." "And how long has it been since you were down there?" Iron Fist asked. "Oh about nine and a half minutes. Why?"

((OOC- Very nice Bagel. i like the way your building on it. I'm gonna use your char apprehension for my own indidious plot. Wath your back! ))

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Iron Fist was close to Physic at the time and he saw her shiver. He whispered, "Psy." The lean man appeared before his master with his customary bright flash of light. "My liege?" "Hello Psy. I need you to scan that young ladie's mind...

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Silver Skull was not purposefully moving towards Iron Fist, but he was. He had been slaughtering the enemy troops, tearing them apart like paper. The power in his attacks was amazing, almost as strong as a bullet. He was only a few feet away from Iron Fist...


((OOC- Come on Lord Dire, post! If nobody posts I'm gonna have to control thieir characters! I don't want to do that. ))

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*removes a tenth of an inch from the ten foot pole. bouces off giggling hysterically*

[/ QUOTE ] GIVE THAT BACK! GO MY SATANIC HAMSTER FRIENDS! GET THE TENTH OF AN INCH! *Satanic Hamsters scurry off, coming together to form a Giganto Hamster*

My Avatar (Gir) goes up and kills Einstein for mispelling everything... then kills himself for mis-spelling only to get sent to the hospital. He then kills the guy who created the Hospital Teleport Beacon.

Iron Fist was no longer impressed with the quick efficiency of the trio, but deeply impressed. Impressed enough that he decided he wouldn't kill them if they didn't join his army. Yet.
"Keep using the same method! Alpha, take the enemy and keep them away! Go!" As before, Iron Fist directed Psy to teleport Fist onto the robots head. He did similar tactics as before, pounding into the Cement monstrosity, causing it to crush its own head.

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Silver Skull was jumping from Nemesis to 5th Column, and back to Nemesis again. Every jump he landed, he stabbed them with his lightning fast reflexes; dropping them before they had time to awknoledge his presence on their back. This isn't much of a challenge, he allowed himself to think. Then he grinned. But it's a lot more fun than fighting that crazy lady! He had completely forgotten why he was killing the troops in the first place, but he didn't care. It was fun.

Iron Fist was impressed by the young man's smartness. He was not impressed with the other one however. But the first one, Iron Fist might just try to engage her in his army. But for now, all he could do is say, "I do have a plan. Most of the troops of Nmesis and 5th Column are spread everywhere at once. My plan is simple. We march from statue to statue, destroying each in turn. The statues are a last resort for them and the battle will be over soon. Since these cement robots are the legion's strongest forces we shall destroy them. After that, we will see how our comrades are faring. We will assist them as needed. Keep together, do not stray from each other unless I myself direct it." Iron Fist's troops marched off, leaving a trail of destroyed robots and dead Nemesis. They were almost at the second statue.

*is in hundreds of pieces all around the place* Yes quite. The 10 ft pole is the best choice.

My Avatar jumps into thread, doing his usual insanity and laughing his head off. He then proceed to 'dance like a chicken!' This causes the Universe to implode on itself for no reason whatsoever.

*is tinkering with a bomb* Hmm? Oh I guess I should do this later... *puts away bomb and tries to look innocent*
O.O

Iron Fist's onslought on the giant was temporarily taking a break when he spotted the trio of heros sprinting towards them. He ran over, simutaneously ripping a Jaeger in half.
"Hello heroes. I am Iron Fist. You may have heard of me. You may have not. Either way My companions and I need your assistance in destroying this mechanic monstrosity. I woulod like you to aim for its legs. I need it distracted so I can get to its head." Iron Fist ran off, letting the trio do their work on the robot. He clicked the hidden button in his shirt and Psy appeared. He was gasping for breth and said, "Yes... my liege?... What... do you need of me?"
"Teleport me to the robot's head." Iron Fist commanded. "Yes of course. Anything else?" Iron Fist thought it over when he said, "Teleport Silver Skull here and tell him to attack any and all Nemesis troops." Psy bowed and concentrated deeply. Suddenly, Iron Fist dissapeared. He reappeared in the place where the statue's head should be.
Fist ignited himself and concentrated all his energy on simutaneously blasting into the concrete structure, and pounding on it with his deadly fists. The confusion made by Fist's troops and the heroes caused the robot to send its mace at the only place its small AI could think of: the place where Iron Fist was.
Right before the giant flail hit Iron Fist jumped from the cement automoton and dissapeared in midair, courtesy of Psy. The results were immediate: the robot's gigantic weapon collided with its own body, totally destroying it. Iron Fist's troops cheered. Fist did not cheer. He instead thought: Its not over yet. He rounded up his troops and continued to leave a trail of fames where he and his army stepped. They were going to the next statue.

Silver Skull had just finished his code breaking. He had found all that Lord Dire had found and more. Hmmmm... 5th Column and Nemesis? Together? This will go down in the bally history books! Fist of Iron, Nemesis, 5th Column, and who knows who else! At the exact same time! "Well I better call in... Hello? My liege, this is Silver Skull...

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"Hmmmm... very good Skull. Proceed to come up. I require assistance." By 'assistance' he meant that if Silver Skull didn't come up immediately he would be flayed, roasted, and fed to the Devouring Earth by Iron Fist himself. All the time still being alive.
"These walking statues are a disturbance. They must be destroyed. Attack the largest one!" All his troops immidiately sent dozens of rounds of ammunition into the oposing giant.



((OOC- sorry for such a short post, I'm on a time limit here))

SUPER-CALI-FRAGILISTIC-ESPI-ALI-DOSCIOUS!

I KNOW THAT THE SOUND OF IT MIGHT SOUND QUITE ATROSCIOUS!

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH DO-SCIOUS!

*bows* No autographs, please. Don't call me, I'll call you. Really? You will? well thank you sir. Add one more zero and we have a deal. *continues to speak with the Satanic Hamsters*

Silver Skull was jumping from the dry parts of the sewers when he heard a slight splash. He spun around and saw...nothing. But being a Stalker he knew not to trust his eyes. He clicked a hidden button in his mask and suddenly everything was in blues and greens and...red. Red? I love infared goggles. he thought. Silver Skull had out his knife and was running back where he heard the noise when... he dissapeared. He reapeared behind the now-visible-thanks-to-infared-goggles girl and he shot a knife into her back; wondering if she'd go on a date with him after they finished playing this game.

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Iron Fist was not having quite as fun of a time. He could not find any of his soldiers and the only ones with him were the robot and ttne zombie. Mind you, they were excellent warriors and destroyed many a Nemesis robot. That wasn't enough for Iron Fist though.
"Keep fighting like this, and I will think about letting you join my legion." Iron Fist was taking out his anger on agroup of Nemesis soldiers, a Jaeger, and 2 Fake Nemesis. He had loked hands with a Fake Nemesis and was shooting deadly thermonuclear rays into its body. He then picked up its useless body and threw it at another Fake Nemesis trying to sneak up behind him. He shot a beam out of his one good eye into the Fake Nemesis, causing its head to explode. Fist jumped onto the front of the Jaeger and sent his hand smashing through its glass casing; stopping his hand at the pilot's face. The horrorfied eyes of the pilot reflected the radioactive heat waves firing into his face at point-blank range. Fist jumped off the collapsing Jaeger and took out the remaining surrounding troops with a tremendous explosion that greatly resembled the one before.
Breathing deeply, Iron Fist looked around for more to vent his battle frenzy on. He ran out of the fires around him and found... He gasped. "5th Column?"

((OOC- I am still feeling mad at the Devs for taking out the 5th Column so I brought them in. After all, they are coming back. At least that's what the Devs said. I quote: soon (tm) ))

Iron Fist sat up groggily, not quite sure how he was alive. He noticed a robotic figure with brandishing a large gun approaching him. The cyborg shot at a Nemesis and said, "Mind if I lend a hand?"
Iron Fist bliked a few times and said, "Yes...of course. Carry on..." Who is that? he thought to himself. Is he one of my soldiers? I don't remember him... The totally confused Fist finally regained his senses and his militaristic mind started working. He sat up and cotrolled the heat around him into a healing sphere that healede the rest of his wounds.
"Who are you? Why are you helping me? Are you one from the Rouge Isles, hero, or something else? I know you are not from Fist of Iron." (the army of Iron Fist.)
Without waiting for an answer he shot a concentrated nuclear blast at a Jaeger. He took out something from his glove and pressed it to his ear. It appeared to be a comlink. "Silver Skull do you read me? How is your mission going?"

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To tell the truth, he was having the time of his life. He had been attacking the hero known as Valiant to impress the girl but that only seemed to anger her. He had quickly turned on his invisibility and watched from a safe distance. The girl had torn the cyberhero apart, thouroghly destroying him; to the point of ripping his arm off. She then stomped off, leaving large holes in the ground where she stepped. Of course he said none of this to his master.
"Err...Hello gover'nor. A few accidents you know. Not running so well but I'm off to it!"

"Yes well hurry up. I just got a message from Psy telling me that the scientists have dicovered an immense amount of energy far beneath the Earth. It seems to be steam. I need you to go to their base now!" Iron Fist was not happy.

"Of course Sire! Will do in a jiffy!" He bounced off to look for the hole again, having totally forgotten his task while watching the girl and the hero fight.

Iron Fist slumped down to the ground, the last of his energy exploding from his body. The only bad part of his powers was what happened just then. After a few months, his energy needs to be stored in fuel capsules. The good part of that is that it gives the army a free supply of energy. Unfortunately, if he is extremely angry or becomes extremely moody but does not use his energy somehow, a mini-nuke will erupt from his body and can destroy over ten blocks if Fist is angry enough. Thankfully, that has only happened once in his life. The day he destroyed the hospital. It causes him almost unbearable pain, using all his energy at the same time.
"Need...help...get me...to...base..." But none of his troops were there. Amazingly, his gloves were unmelted, they even looked better than before. "Cursed troops...cursed America...cursed Moscow with their cursed experiments...cursed Lord Dire with his cursed plans of trying to take over cursed Paragon City..."
Thats when his plans hit him. "Wait...Paragon City. The place where heroes live." This is a new low. I couldn't ask one for help!

"But I need to survive..."

No! I cannot, will not do it.

"I must do it! I must...continue...the orrrrderrrrr..." The rest of Iron Fist's words were slurred. As he fainted a short man with a beard walked up to him with two taller ones.

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Our base is still very much under construction. But, we do have our game room set up, with some neat wall art by our very own Stone of Amn

Game Room

[/ QUOTE ] LOL! That was awsome! More more!

Iron Fist turned around at the two heroes. "I don't know how you read my minds but..." He picked them up by the scruff of their necks and they suddenly felt warm. Very warm. "...You will help me destroy Nemesis NOW!"
Suddenly, Iron Fist started glowing very brightly. All his soldiers scrambled away running like the cowards they were. They knew what was coming. Unfortunately the heroes didn't.
Iron Fist dropped the two who were insulant enough to mock him. He clutched his head in apparent aungish, opening his mouth in a silent scream. A giant thermonuclear explosion destroyed the city block while radiating the entire Steel Canyon in deadly waves. The heroes were nowhere to be seen.

Silver Skull was hardly making any noise at all while he slowly stalked his prey. Hmmm...who are those cute girlies? He had spotted Panda Doll and Vic. Maybe if I take out that hero one of 'em will go on a date with me? He took out his knives and smiled beneath his mask gleefully. This'll be jolly fun! Silver Skull bounced away, forgetting his job for a moment.


"Stand your ground!" Muttering Russian curses Iron Fist was leading his troops at the head of the army. It seems that Nemesis has gotten even more powerful. His confidence will be his downfall.
Fist noticed 2 heroes running in their direction. Some of his soldiers pointed their guns at the costumed crusaders. "No! Don't attack them! Keep destroying Nemesis! Beta and Alpha! Stay here andkeep Nemesis busy! Gamma, come with me!" Iron Fist headed in the direction of the 2 heroes and destroyed a jaeger that had strayed to close.
"Heroes! I mean no harm!" Yet. "Help me destroy the main Base of the insulant fools who dare attack me! We will show them DOOOOOOOM! I really, really hate pretending to be a hero.