Blarg

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Heh.. I was waiting and waiting for Blarg's new thing to pop up and I thought this was it...



[/ QUOTE ] It will be on the way soon! Just give me two hours where I don't have anything to do in RL. Sheesh! Be patient!

Come on Agrippa, I know you're out that writing the story...

We need more!

HOW DID YOU GET WORD OF MY EVIL PLOT FOR A SEQUAL TO SUPERHERO 101 YOU MORTAL SCUM?!

Er... I mean... pretend I didn't say that.

"I was merely testing you." I will have revenge... "You are very potential in my war." I will have my prey... "You are a hunter, proud, strong, and agile." I will have blood... "We could become allies, rule this island and crush the spiders in their own web!" And I will have it NOW! The crazed mutant spun around and held a sharp thorn to the lizard's throat. "Or... I could kill you now and then devour you flesh. It is your choice."

*blasts NAK into the 1980s* BEAT THAT BOOGERBELLY!

Spyne quicky spun around once more, this time lodging a spike into the lizard's robes and sending it into another wall. I will have revenge. I will have my prey. I will have blood. And I will have it NOW! The insane mutated figure clopped over to the Draconian and removed it's hood to show fully the horror that was his face. "You and I are very much alike... I can tell that you detest Arachnos. We will become allies. Do not resist me." The super-powered insectoid creature sent mind-controlling thoughts into the lizard.

Spynes scaly hand put itself into the strange man's other one. The strange lizard-like experiment released his grip. "You are quite strange." I will have revenge... "Why is that?" I will have blood... "Is it because you are just happy?" And I will have it NOW! Spyne whipped about and struck the humanoid robot with his tail. The man flew into the brick wall that was to Spyne's right and created a small crater. "You work for Arachnos. I smell the Kalinda-filth on you. Do you want to die quickly? Or slowly? Pick wisely."

((IF ya'll haven't figured it out yet, the words he keeps thinkng nevcer leave his head. The experiment that turned him into what he is today drove him insane. He is now a homocidal freak that enjoys eating the flesh from the Spider's little helpers. Isn't that pleasent?))

((Just to let everyone know, Spyne is a Grav/Thorn Dominator. I've been wanting to RP that set for awhile now, and this was too good of a chance to pass up. Can't wait to see your next char Dollhouse!))

Whoah. Pretty nice writing there! When you want us to continue the story, do you mean as an open RP or do you just want us to criticize if it is good or bad?

Spyne had been reading her thoughts. "You do not serve Arachnos? The we are allies. They are the very reason I look like this" He swept aside his long billowing cloak and removed his hood. He had hair, but it was bristly, almost like quills. His body was insectoid, bizzare, alien. His arms were the same. His legs were also like that, but instead of beinf humanoid, they were double jointed, much like a horse or a goat.

His spines retracted into his body and he put his hood on once more. The horrifying thing again did something that was supposed to be a grin, but really gave the appearance that he wanted to eat you. In his raspy, slightly high pitched voice he said, "I see that you are forced to work for Arachnos. I as well. Together, we can destroy them from the inside out." He mentally lifted himself to float above the ground. "But for now, we must be patient. I am sure that you can relate to that, after all, you are a feline. They are patient creatures." I will have revenge, I will have blood, and I will have it now... "Do you require assistance destroying the Snake vermin? I will gladly assist you. But be warned," his voice became deep and evil. "Gaurd your mind well. If I even think that you are plotting against me..." A very long spine started to grow along his arm. "...I will destroy you."

Spyne mentally turned off his invisiblity. He did something that might be called a smile when the cat creature gasped. ((?)) "Hunting? Possibly. But only if you are prey. I am merely... observing." His hooved feet clopped over to the undead woman and the cat. "I can tell that you yourself are a huntress." I will have revenge... "Your obvious feline tendancies tell me so." I will have blood... "And then there is you." He looked at the dead woman. I will have my prey... "You are also a huntress. Your stance. Your mindset. Everything tells me so." And I will have it NOW!

Without warning, the horrid creature grew spines and used his telekinesis to send both 'women' flying foward. With a spike clutched in each hand, the half-insane and literally bloodthirsty creature said, "Now... are you prey? Or are you allies?" He would have revenge. He would have blood. And he would have it now.

Spyne had been watching. Waiting. Right for the most opertune moment. His disfigured insectlike body was hunched over. The hooved feet that shgowed under his long cloak were clopping, nervous. But that was only a ruse. He wanted prey. And he wanted it now. Of course, with both the abaility to control the minds of others and sprout foot-long spikes usually helped him with his sport, it was a whole 'nother thing to try and attack Arachnos.

The strange insectoid creature turned around. His lizard-like tail scraped the ground. I will have revenge... The thing turned invisible. I will have blood... It quickly and silently floated over to an unsuspecting group of Skulls. I will have my prey... Blood. That was all that could be seen on the trashed and disgusting pavement. And I will have it now. It was done. His bloodlust had been settled. For now.

But what was this? Two figures were walking towards a Snake Hole. New prey? Or are they allies? He would soon find out. Spyne, the Experiment #7357, labled "Failure" by his creators and captors, labled "Dead" by those in Paragon City was all but that. He would havenge. He would have blood. And he would have it now.

AHM DANCIN' LIK A CHICKEN! LOOKEE ME, AHM DANCIN' LAHK A CHIIIIIIICKEN! *dances*

Creepy. But very good!

...In a scary, I'm-Gonna-Rip-Ypur-Throat-Out-And-Then-Burn-You-Alive kinda way.

Blurgen Shnoogle.

Bjorgn flrgn!

BOLOGNA!

I believe this is where I die. *dies* *comes back to life* *eats an invisible flying monkey*

*is speared* YARR KATAR! That be a load o' pain, that be. This means war! Yarr, katar... *takes out a tuna fish and prepares to duel*

Yarr katar! We be goin' to get yon White Haired Whale yet! What be your orders Cap'n Craban? Yarrr...

Wow. Very nice, as always. Keep it up!

WHEEEEEE!!! *spins around in circles until I turn into a muffin*

Only for downright vulgar-ness. If ya want proof, go to the Forum Games section. You will never look at insanity the same way agin.

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Thank you, thank you, you're too kind!

And you welcome me now, but soon you will all cringe in fear at the very sight of my avatar! ALL WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE MY 1337 TROLLZ0RZ SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ] BAH! Fear it indeed! People only need one glance at my Avatar and know that ultimate randomness will apear!

I GOT A MONKEY IN ME PANTS!

LOL. Very funny. And welcome to Forumville!

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Excellent work. I cant wait to see the rest of it. I can almost imagine it as if its a movie playing in my head. =)

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I agree. This is like a scary movie, but I get to visualize it all in my head. I prefer it that way anyhow. Great job Agrippa!

I feel violated. That person is a TRUE Nerd. Thank you Tronguy. I hate you and I will hunt you down for all your mortal life. I will sneak in while you sleep and stick a knife through your gut so that blood and today's lunch mix in a horrible fasion. Doesn't that sound delightful?