LOL. Very funny. And welcome to Forumville!
Thank you, thank you, you're too kind!
And you welcome me now, but soon you will all cringe in fear at the very sight of my avatar! ALL WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE MY 1337 TROLLZ0RZ SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you, thank you, you're too kind!
And you welcome me now, but soon you will all cringe in fear at the very sight of my avatar! ALL WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE MY 1337 TROLLZ0RZ SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!!
[/ QUOTE ] BAH! Fear it indeed! People only need one glance at my Avatar and know that ultimate randomness will apear!
I GOT A MONKEY IN ME PANTS!
AAAAGH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! NOT DA MONKEY!!!!!
hey just wondering, will the mods remove a post for wackiness?
or do you gotta be downright vulgar for that?
oh, and also, TOASTER FRESH ZERGLINGS!!!!
Only for downright vulgar-ness. If ya want proof, go to the Forum Games section. You will never look at insanity the same way agin. 
-Official Operators Manual-
Manufacturer: Cyberdyne United International
Serial Number: SHOU-1337
Model: Shou-Bot (c)
Primary Function: Kicking <@#$>.
Secondary Function: Taking names.
Chapter 1: So you bought a robot.
So you purchased a destruction unit, class A mark 1. A robot of this kind is a very powerful tool, so proper care should be exercised in its operation. There are various uses for a destruction unit, whether it is cleaning out a garage, reducing mountains to rubble, or just plain destructive mayhem! In the following chapters we hope to introduce you to some of the many uses, features and commands this unit has, so that you can make the most out of your robot.
Chapter 2: Technical Specs for your unit.
Lifting Capability: 17 tonnes.
Crushing Pressure: 11,000,000 PSI (approx).
Top Speed: 190kph.
Armour: Positronically Aligned Turbandium Alloy Plates.
Sensor Suite: Hyperdyne series VI.
Logic Processors: Twin Optecron Hyper-Matrix CPU.
Power Plant: Plutonium Core Type II.
Secondary Power Source: Alchohol Dispersion Device.
Chapter 3: Care and maintenance of your robot.
The Shou-Bot(c) is almost completely self-sustaining, it has its main power supplied by a Plutonium reactor, which only needs replacing once every 15 years (under normal operation) and we've found the cheapest way to keep its reserve batteries charged is with booze.
Aside from weekly (under normal operation) oil changes, all that is needed for extended activation is a constant supply of alchohol.
However, since each and every one of our robots has a Tru-Life(tm) brain pattern loaded into its Logic Matrix, your robot has life-like emotions (although in emergencies these can be disabled to prevent logic arguments) and as such has all the wants and needs of your normal henchman and/or minion, aside from those unique to biological entities (food, sleep, etc.). Your robot will require socializing and mental stimulation, and may from time to time need to be "grouped" to achieve maximum effectiveness.
For information on changing your units oil, and checking its battery levels please consult the README file located in the "Maintenance" folder on the units hard drive.
Chapter 4: Troubleshooting.
My unit will not start up: Check its battery levels, and core temperature. If it will not start even after charging, run the enclosed diagnostics disc and restart.
My unit is smoking/on fire: Power down your unit, extinquish any open flames, check to be sure its air filters are clear, run the enclosed diagnostics disc and restart.
My unit will only speak to me in Esperanto: Run the enclosed diagnostics disc and restart.
My unit continually dances at odd moments: Check to see if your unit is set to "Party Mode". If not, run the enclosed diagnostics disc and restart.
My unit's head has detached: Attempt to manually re-attach the head, then run the enclosed diagnostics disc and restart.If that fails bring it to a certified Shou-Bot(c) repair bay.
My unit has gone on an unstoppable killing rampage: Allow the unit to finish its rampage, clean all oil and blood off its surface, run the enclosed diagnostics disc and restart.
Chapter 5: IMPORTANT NOTICE.
Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing with its crispy plutonium center of your automated new unit and then driven, possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuits, and in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition has led to simulated feelings of fury and destructiveness, manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible action of physical aggression against you or your enemies fleshy surfaces.
Chapter 6: Warranty information.
Unit guaranteed for at least 90 days after purchase, if theres a problem in that time frame please let us know.
For extended warranty information please contact the registered Shou-bot(c) dealer where this unit was purchased.
NO CASH RETURNS - ONLY CREDITS TOWARDS FUTURE PURCHASES