BigFish

So are YOU, deary, so are YOU

But we ARE thirsty! Thirsty for the solace of you realizing you are NOT better than us because you don't play villains.

Your milk is SOUR, baby

the horror of consistently unfunny, monotonous comments

I'm BAD GG, come on over and SPANK MEH

It devolved from 'humor' to 'horror' about 200 posts ago

or too many leaden-souled, horsey-riding rich girls in the resistance

1 is l

7 looks more like an r, but is usually used as a t

it's suddenly not kewl to mock 1337 sp34k?

gr8

It's a song lyric that I suggested to S/DR for a Tyrant video

Get over it Wes

Yet no Loyalist has the egotistic gall to make ourselves a bigshot. Like proclaining we invented a speshul-supr-s3k7et communication network, or something...

give me a break!

Excuse me? I never mentioned the Etoile Isles in that post. Paragon City. Read it again...

Considering that Jay hinted that his original theme for the Natural pack was 'thugs, yo homey!", Ninja is a step up

The picture in the OP looks like a new armor pattern. Definitely

Rick Astley? I've always thought of him as one of the LEAST offensive 1-Hit-Wonders to come out of the Pop music world

Besides, isn't this all supposed to be "Pretendy-Fun-Time" stuff?

MORAL? GG, this is a video game. We are encouraged to explore this world through scripted encounters with a static world. The deepest it will EVER delve into morality is simply another form of entertainment, not an academic proof. It's "kiddy-stuff" morality, not a deep lesson from the Great Elders.

Yeah, they're 'killing' NPCs to make a more peaceful fictional world. Just like the various villain groups in Paragon City are 'killing' NPCs to make a more chaotic world. Guess which fictional world I would rather explore?

And your constant and annoying 'neener-neener-neener' outbursts aren't going to change it

You can't change a single thing, outside of instanced missions, due to the static nature of MMOs.

It's not going to do any good, chuckles

Really? You are an attractive bunch. With your bad haircuts and relieving yourselves in those metal get-ups

YEAH

Honestly, aren't you getting tired of this?

Would you rather I go to the "Join the Resistance" and start mocking you all for being spineless do-gooder/do-nothings?

We get it. You enjoy being the goody-goody. Can't you just let us enjoy some honest villainy without the wretched slums for once? Evil + Sunshine = Better Game!

Go find yourself another Frenchman to double-entendre, OK?

And why? They call my redsiders 'villains' but 99% of the time I'm arresting the same bad-guys I do blueside. Longbow doesn't count, because they're bigger thugs than I ever could be!

If the devs can be wrong about the players, they can get their NPCs wrong too

GG, your simplistic views aren't going to serve you well after the horsey-rides are through

I find the logic behind this faulty. We have to go to Praetoria to have villainous villains? Because beating up the Council, Family, and CoT was really putting me on the FBI's most wanted list

Just because the Devs, in their naivete, say Emperor Cole is a villain doesn't make it so

SHWON!

"Ooh! That's dirty"

he's being revamped and upgraded

don't think it'll be that easy in 6 months!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But the devs are BIASED! They need 'villains' for their vision of the game. Unfortunately, I get to walk around Founders Falls and see Rikti shooting people, Malta snipers taking potshots at me, the CoT is ripping out souls and worshiping Demon Lords in the richest section of Paragon City!

Given the choice, I'd rather live in Praetoria

There are a lot crimes in the REAL WORLD that people think shouldn't be crimes either

I sense a case of Cranial-Rectal Inversion here...

Ugly? With a bad haircut?

Don't brag...