Bad_Luck

Take out pocket watch to check the time, you notice your late.

You stand in your bathroom. In your pockets you have a [POCKET WATCH], [A SMALL TOY CAR], [MATCHES], And [A Pen]. There is a door to the North. What will you do?

>PONDER existance

You take the toothbrush.

You stand in your bathroom. In your pockets you have a [POCKET WATCH], [A SMALL TOY CAR], [MATCHES], And [A PEN]. On your sink, you notice a oddly placed [TOOTHBRUSH]. There is a door to the North. What will you do?

>EAT toothbrush

Is done now.

Uh huh, that's right.

We could put a chain on him!

*throws black cats at Kheldarn*

*crashes through a mirror*

*turns Mr. Piggins into cake*



Gross.

Meta Cookie.

Oh pardon me, I must evacuate my person and these gifts posthaste then. *takes big sack of presents*

Excuse me, is this the noel club?

1. Why
2. Why not

There ya go, rather hard decision given the choices, but I stand by my decision.

Dude, I will pay you 1 inf if you play one of my builds.

She's my monkey, I'm her toothbrush.

*slowly leaves a slime trail across the thread*

I grant the next victim the power of Rubber Ducky Duplication.

Paste Pot Avalanche

Jubirine

Jubilee + Wolverine

Breaking the law of gravity.