Ashcraft

I totally know what you mean. There are far too few players in the AE game. I try to play a lot of arcs but it's a big field and there are a lot of broken, neglected arcs.

Fixed this for you!

"I've had that Rick Astley song stuck in my head all day. Literally! Some kid shoved his MP3 player into my ear unit! I can't get it out!"

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No kidding. He is ALWAYS picking on Not A Rikti Spy. For no good reason!

Hello and Welcome to a special 'I didn't write anything up for two weeks but now I'm back and you should all shout Hurrah!' episode of C! True Paragon Stories!

Today we tell the story of:

GATTACA!

Combined and Dined

Early in Dr. Aeon's career he invented the UberCombinulator 4000, which had the astounding ability to combine any two objects. After several hours combining foodstuffs to impress his fiance, Dr. Aeon started tossing random objects into the machine to see what monstrosity could be created. After placing a sci-fi movie and a vial of questionable animal dna into the machine, GATTACA was born.

DeoxyriboNucleic Awesome

Growing up in Dr. Aeon's lab gave young GATTACA many opportunities that weren't afforded to other kids in the Rogue Islands. He found he was quite talented in the areas of high-tech engineering, high-tech fabrication and high-tech baking. He got his PHD in Super Awesome SCIENCE! at 'Dr. Aeon's Home School just for GATTACA' and started travelling the world in search of some place where he could make a difference.

Eventually he ended up in King's Row, where he found out that he could beat the living snot out of everyone in the zone, except for Blue Steel. He summarily signed up for the Hero Registry and took to the street, destroying anything that looked at him funny.

20,000 Genes Under the Sea.

After some time spent in Paragon City, GATTACA felt like he was overpowered. He even stopped vandalizing the local neighborhood. He started seeing a therapist. A few weeks later he actually made an appointment to meet with her. After several intense episodes, GATTACA was filled with new life. The therapist instructed him to take up deep-sea pearl diving, more to get him away from her than anything else. This activity had the bonus effect of making GATTACA happier, and less likely to kill innocent bystanders. He told us in a special interview that he was, "Ready once again to take on the world." Then he stabbed the cameraman with a pencil and flew out the open window.

Double Helix Hereafter

GATTACA now represents the pinnacle of all things combinulated. His name is feared by anything that cons as Enemy to his hungry targeting reticle. There may come a day when GATTACA does not roam the streets, spraying grafitti on overpasses and throwing bodies into trees, but that day has not yet come.

As always, this has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!

Not completely impossible... *whistles innocently*

Anyways, My name is Ashcraft and I approve this project.

"No, seriously. They have a donut there that's as big as my car!"

"Other Dimensions get all the cool stuff."

If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.