Angryellow

Treated to a crappy film with an even worse ending.


I bought Emmi's new shoes and got...

What's Going On In My Pants? - Marvin Gaye

Sweet. I bought a pet snake from the back of a truck.


Here's $10, make it worth something.

Bag Lady In My Pants - Erykah Badu

When you start to believe your life is a Nemesis plot.

Hump Bounce In My Pants - R.Kelly

When you go to your local tailor and demand to see either Serge or Lauren.

Audited


I paid with a gamepad and got...

When you wish your baseball team would pop some yellows and knock them out of the park.

An ulcer and gray hair.


I paid with a chilli dog and got...

When you drive by a farm and yell out at the workers "Play the game the right way noobs!"

When you scour ebay over and over again looking for purple recipes.

LOL for defying the Triumphites!

When you look for colleges that offer the Inventions course.

The Swine flu vaccine.


I paid with a banana peel and got...

LOL at Shinzy for mass murdering the majority of his 50s.

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I paid $4.99 and got...

The right to keep both knee caps intact.


I paid off my cable bill and got...

When you stop a bully giving someone a hard time and then expect the victim to give you a small reward.

What do I get for putting up with Dr. Poke-n-prod?


Faceplant.

LOL at Gray for being a phony-tough-girl cry baby.

When you rearrange your house to accommodate the new teleporters you plan on buying.

-and-

When you search neighboring suburbs for exploration badges so that you can attain their teleport beacons.

When your 41st birthday is right around the corner and you wonder what Epic pool power you should take.

LOL at Kheldarn for being old as dirt.

LOL at Gray for being on the next page and being missed by me the first time around