Angryellow

Just be thankful it could possibly change it's mind and come home.


It's all raining and gloomy outside.

Just be thankful he doesn't scratch too much.


My stomach is a little achy.

Just be thankful you have a home with a yard


My MA attempts have all been colossal duds

Port Oakes 24
Cap Au Diable 25
Sharkhead Isle 30
Nerva Archipelago 23 (+1)
St. Martial 25
Grandville 13 (-1)

Just be thankful you can read at all.


The sky is all cloudy right now.

Port Oakes 25
Cap Au Diable 23
Sharkhead Isle 30 (+1)
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 25
Grandville 15 (-1)

A can of Vienna sausages & crackers


I paid the deposit on a pop bottle and got...

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine, and Yuffie Kisaragi

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart,

lol "haste hands"

Mercy Island 0 (-1) (Mercy's dead!)
Port Oakes 25
Cap Au Diable 24
Sharkhead Isle 27
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 23
Grandville 19 (+1)

Mercy Island 2 (-1)
Port Oakes 25 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 24
Sharkhead Isle 27
Nerva Archipelago 21
St. Martial 23
Grandville 18

The [censored] is all this healing and soothing going on here?! This is a fight dammit!


*bloodies the nose of TPBM*

And it's pretty hard to fail at this.

Mercy Island 7 (-1)
Port Oakes 23 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 24
Sharkhead Isle 24
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 22
Grandville 18

The Vikings


"They used to call me Crazy Joe, now they call me Batman!"

Die Mercy die!

Mercy Island 10 (-1)
Port Oakes 22
Cap Au Diable 22
Sharkhead Isle 25
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 21 (+1)
Grandville 18

Mercy Island 14 (-1)
Port Oakes 24 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 22
Sharkhead Isle 22
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 19
Grandville 19

Castle may need to go see a doctor...

You are my lady in my pants - Freddie Jackson

I am an angry man trapped in urban purgatory!

Mercy Island 18
Port Oaks 23 (+1)
Cap Au Diable 21
Sharkhead Isle 21
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 19
Grandville. 18 (-1)

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally

Mercy Island 20
Port Oaks 21
Cap Au Diable 18 (-1)
Sharkhead Isle 22 (+1)
Nerva Archipelago 20
St. Martial 20
Grandville. 19