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We live in such a gimme-gimme, lawsuit-happy society today that I feel it's high time we start making each other pay! Sue the person above you for whatever reason

Secret Professor

(Secret Squirrel & Professor Charles Xavier)

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you fry the bacon.

Can you handle a Lioness?

I have finally summoned the nerve to subject my very first character to your pens and pencils. She is Pink Lioness, and she is my most trusted toon in the game. Anybody think they can do justice to her?

Sweet




TPBM can cure every disease known to man just by touching someone.

Ford, because that brand has been in my family pretty much all my life. My mother owns one and I own one.


1-Faerie
2-Leprechaun
3-Unicorn

It goes: "If I had a nickel for every time (fill in the blank), I'd be a millionaire"

I'll start. Follow my lead.


If I had a nickel for every time that one piece of salvage I need isn't available at Wentworth's, I'd be a millionaire.

Super Saiyan. Then I can take up an entire 22-minute episode and the first five minutes of the subsequent episode charging up my powers and bore my enemy into submission.


1-Basketball
2-Baseball
3-Football

Brick, because if it doesn't hit my head I can take it (cause I'm a bad a** motha****** like that)


1-Beer
2-Wine
3-Liquor

This just in! Paris Hilton is actually a nun who was sent out into society and instructed to act like a spoiled, selfish, arrogant, narcissistic **** to gauge society's reaction to such mindless inanity. She is not the mindless twit we all love to hate, but actually a brave young heroine who has forsaken her dignity for the greater good of mankind!

Since beyeajus was too busy with his cox and didn't get it right, I'll go for it.

Gimme that money, that scrill, that paper, that bread though.

1. A new car

2. A new spouse

3. A new job


Decide NOW!

Bacons (Changes)- 2-Pac

"I see no bacon, wake up in the mornin' and I ask myself/
Is breakfast worth cookin', should I cook myself?

Tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black/
My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for some bacon to snatch.

Cooks give a damn about a negro/
Fry some bacon with some eggs he's a hero

Give bacon to the kids, who the hell cares/
One less greasy mouth on the welfare

First ship 'em eggs, let 'em deal to brothers/
Give 'em bacon, step back and watch 'em feed each other

It's time to fight back, that's what Huey said/
Two slices of bacon, now Huey's fed

I got love for my brothers/
But we can never go nowhere, less we share (bacon) with each other

And that's how it's supposed to be/
How can the devil feed my brother if he's close to me?

I'd love to go back to when we ate as kids/
But breakfast changed, and that's the way it is."

A day without bacon is like a day without sunshine.

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What in the world is up with the Titan Network? I can't access it for love or money. Whenever I try it says the page does not exist. Is it just me or is this a universal thing?

Nothing bacon, nothing gained.

Go-Go Gadget A/V cord!

The Bacon Prince of Bel-Air (since Early was too lazy)


"Now this is a story all about how my bacon got flipped, turned upside down/
Now I'd like to get my skillet just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Bacon Prince of Bel-Air.

In West Philadelphia born and raised, at the table was where I spent most of my days/
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all eatin' some bacon outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started burnin' bacon in my neighborhood/
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said 'you're cookin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the frycook 'Yo holmes, you smell like bacon'/
Looked at my kitchen I was finally there, the cook on my stove as the Prince of Bel-Air"