SG Madmen (humor)


Clave_Dark_5

 

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This small testimonial took place last night in Atlas and made me laugh. It was so rehearsed like something an AD agency put together that some people were actually chiming in to make fun of them


Quote:
SG RECRUITER: Hello Heroes! Looking for an SG, or just a group to play with? The Toilet Brush has what you need! A fully-loaded base, website w/forums, and a vent server. Give me a shout if you're interested!


First Add on: Toilet Brush is where I learned to be a leader and make my build

Second Add on: it's where i also grew stronger in game play
[DISCLAIMER: please note the Toilet brush is NOT the actual name of the SG in question simply one I made up to ptotect the dignity of the actual SG in question. If this accidentally matches the name of an SG out there ... 1) I apologize and ... 2) why in God’s name did you call yourself this? ]

Giving it further thought here are a few more “testimonials" I might have added:


The Toilet Brush .. 4 out of 5 Dentists agree it the SG to try for healthier teeth and gums

{hold up credit card and smiles} The Toilet Brush. Don’t leave home without it!

I lost 30 pound since I joined.. THANK YOU Toilet Brush

Tired of that dead end job? Why not do something about it? The Toilet Brush offers traiing in many in demand career fields. Give us a call today. Operators are standing by 24/7 to take your call.

Feel free to add any others as you see fit.....


�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon

 

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One could cut and paste every "three wolf moon T-shirt" comment for this.