[Union Chat]Damz: Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a dashing young prince named Gor was on a quest to awaken our the princess Zoph of Denmark.
He travelled far and wide, taking a detour to spain because went ryan air, to awaken the princess of his dreams, upon reaching the land of Denmark, the evil witch of the west Frosteen spotted our hero.
Determined to try and romance the hero for herself, the wicked witch Frosteen flies on ahead to the Travel Lodge inn knowing that our hero would rest here. Upon our heros arrival, he see's a familiar face. The two headed king of Russia Frostystorm. As our hero Gor shared a drink with his old friend Frostystorm, little did he know that the evil witch Frosteen was baking her fruits of temptation.
It was getting late so our hero Gor got up to go to bed, Frostystorm quickly pulling him down to have more drinks because as they say, 3 heads are better than 2.
Many drinks and jokes passed, including the one about Ether and Ace in the bed, until they decided to have a midnight snack, ordering the waiter Crim over, they order for the finest fruit of the land. With Crim unkowingly bringing the fruit of lust and desire over [with the witch watching with glee], he hands the fruits to our hero... But the witch had not counted on one thing, our two headed king Frostystorm was an alcoholic and knocked our hero to the floor snatching the fruit for himself, the queen realising what was about to happen rushed to the table to stop the king.
Seeing the crazy old witch run towards them, Frostystorm quickly bit into the fruit and all the rage and anger suddenly got replaced... with lust... for the witch. Her eyes widening and our hero on the floor witnessing this ordeal, Frostystorm picked up the witch frosteen and carried her to their room.
As our hero dusted himself off and carried on towards his princess, he could still hear the screams as Frostystorm came around from the fruits of lust and saw the witch naked, with a smile on his face and a skip in his step our hero marches on to awaken the princess... of Denmark Zoph.
As our hero Gor neared the forest for which the princess was sleeping, he noticed a sign, no words but a picture. Upon closer inspection he was able to make out the picture of a rabbit... covered in black... with the eyes of an assassin... Fearing the worst, our hero whistled for his trusted servant, the knight Sir Ether of Gallanwood!
Now with his trusted friend, our heroes march into the forest, unafraid of what final dangers would lie between them and the princess. As Gor takes a step out into the open,suddenly a twang is heard in the distance and Sir Ether pushes our hero out of the way taking the arrow to the knee to save our hero.
As Gor holds his old friend Ether [with arrow and all in his knee] in his arms, his final words to our hero before he goes off to A&E were "dont let the black rabbit get Zoph..." Our hero now enraged, fire in his heart and blood on his hands stands up, rabbit in his sight leaning over his princess. As our hero charges towards the Black Assassin rabbit, rage now controlling him... he stops... how could this be?
His princess had awoken and... rabbits arent supposed to do that...
[Union Chat]Sebaddon: If you want to, we will, if you think it's weird, no, that's damz, not us.
[Union Chat]Damz: hey cyber, i am your naked pope for the evening, please confess to me my child
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Was certainly an . . . interesting night that Shame nobody saved the first story though
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Shame nobody saved the first story though
[Union Chat]Damz: Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a dashing young prince named Gor was on a quest to awaken our the princess Zoph of Denmark.
He travelled far and wide, taking a detour to spain because went ryan air, to awaken the princess of his dreams, upon reaching the land of Denmark, the evil witch of the west Frosteen spotted our hero.
Determined to try and romance the hero for herself, the wicked witch Frosteen flies on ahead to the Travel Lodge inn knowing that our hero would rest here. Upon our heros arrival, he see's a familiar face. The two headed king of Russia Frostystorm. As our hero Gor shared a drink with his old friend Frostystorm, little did he know that the evil witch Frosteen was baking her fruits of temptation.
It was getting late so our hero Gor got up to go to bed, Frostystorm quickly pulling him down to have more drinks because as they say, 3 heads are better than 2.
Many drinks and jokes passed, including the one about Ether and Ace in the bed, until they decided to have a midnight snack, ordering the waiter Crim over, they order for the finest fruit of the land. With Crim unkowingly bringing the fruit of lust and desire over [with the witch watching with glee], he hands the fruits to our hero... But the witch had not counted on one thing, our two headed king Frostystorm was an alcoholic and knocked our hero to the floor snatching the fruit for himself, the queen realising what was about to happen rushed to the table to stop the king.
Seeing the crazy old witch run towards them, Frostystorm quickly bit into the fruit and all the rage and anger suddenly got replaced... with lust... for the witch. Her eyes widening and our hero on the floor witnessing this ordeal, Frostystorm picked up the witch frosteen and carried her to their room.
As our hero dusted himself off and carried on towards his princess, he could still hear the screams as Frostystorm came around from the fruits of lust and saw the witch naked, with a smile on his face and a skip in his step our hero marches on to awaken the princess... of Denmark Zoph.
As our hero Gor neared the forest for which the princess was sleeping, he noticed a sign, no words but a picture. Upon closer inspection he was able to make out the picture of a rabbit... covered in black... with the eyes of an assassin... Fearing the worst, our hero whistled for his trusted servant, the knight Sir Ether of Gallanwood!
Now with his trusted friend, our heroes march into the forest, unafraid of what final dangers would lie between them and the princess. As Gor takes a step out into the open,suddenly a twang is heard in the distance and Sir Ether pushes our hero out of the way taking the arrow to the knee to save our hero.
As Gor holds his old friend Ether [with arrow and all in his knee] in his arms, his final words to our hero before he goes off to A&E were "dont let the black rabbit get Zoph..." Our hero now enraged, fire in his heart and blood on his hands stands up, rabbit in his sight leaning over his princess. As our hero charges towards the Black Assassin rabbit, rage now controlling him... he stops... how could this be?
His princess had awoken and... rabbits arent supposed to do that...
[Union Chat]Sebaddon: If you want to, we will, if you think it's weird, no, that's damz, not us.
[Union Chat]Damz: hey cyber, i am your naked pope for the evening, please confess to me my child