Kaiser's City of Song Parodies


BashfulBanshee

 

Posted

Okay so some of you oldtimers/longtimers might remember Kaiser's movie quote mania. If you *really* have nothing better to store in your noggin you might even remember the parody of Billy Joel's Piano Man based around Justice hami raids that I did one year as a birthday present for Flea. At any rate a new notion has been oozing around in the old grey matter lately, an ongoing thread for COX based song parodies. Based upon the general level of creative lunacy that manifests here on the Justice forums daily, I for one would like to see what kind of inspired adaptations the folks here might produce. So I'll get things started by offering up this City of take on Five for Fightings annoyingly sappy 100 years:


50(+1)


I'm level 15 for a moment
Caught in between syn' and posi
And I'm grinding on
Counting the ways to get to 50
I'm 22 for a moment
Good spot to pick up Hasten
triple slot for recharge
Making it pretty close to perma
15 there's still time to chose
Which epic pool I'm gonna use
15, there's never a time better than this
(to run the KR mayhem)
When you realize there's no ouro mayhems
I'm 33 for a moment
Still sg lead, but officers have a say
A base underway
A full roster on my mind
I'm 45 for a moment
market prices are high
starting to earn the cash to buy
the set pieces I want, hard not to flaunt
15 there's still time for newbs
Time to team, time to lose yourself
within a PUG mission group
15 I'm okay with players from the EU
15, there's never a wish better than this
no more AP noobs begging me to give
Rest xp goes by
Suddenly you’re 49
Another blink of an eye
leveling is done
Incarnate content draws nigh
We're moving on...
I'm 50(+1) for a moment
Lying dead in a Keyes for a moment
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the ways to craft my Lore
15 maybe I'll reroll as a brute
22 I run Sister Psyche too
Every toon's a new toon
15 always pick Sands of Mu
Time for fly and afterburner too
Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this
When there's only 50 (+1) levels to get


 

Posted

This is awesome, Kaiser! Great song! Hmmm...what song to parody? Hmmm...


 

Posted

Ooh fun. Sadly I suck at parrodies. That is why I have Weird Al.


Enjoy your day please.