The Halloween List


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I bet with only a few days left you guys thought I wouldn't come out with one this year... Guess you got more Trick than Treat...

* There used to be children in Paragon... they just weren't prepared for this level of trick or treating...

* First Doctor Vahzilok... now Doctor Kane... someone really needs to look into Paragon University's pre-med program...

* Headline: "Doctors recommend Vitamin D supplements as we enter day 10 of the Halloween Eclipse"

* I want to be a fly on the wall if Statesman decides to dress up as Emperor Cole for the Freedom Phalanx Halloween costume ball...

* Point of Caution: You are in a world where some women have superpowers... be very careful on your interpretation of the words "Trick" and "Treat"...

* Obviously the Giant Monster Witness Protection Agency likes Jack in Irons much more than it does Eochai.

* On the Halloween Tip Missions: "It's just another Malleus Mundi... ooh ooOoh... Isn't this fun-di? Oh oooho... On my 5th run-di... ooh ooooho... then I'm all done-di... It's just another Malleus Mundi..."

* Am I the only one... after playing through the It's Alive badge challenge far too many times... who really wished one of the Time Manipulation set powers could slow down a count-down timer?

* Temptation and/or Frustration: "Level 27 Tank looking for Banner team who KNOWS what the heck they're doing or at the very least can read, understand and follow basic english."

* Mind Reading makes it very difficult to convince your wife the Naughty Little Bo Peep costume would be "just for Halloween"...

* Headline: "Local Butcher investigated by child protective services when uses past-date meat to create 'Vahzilok Cadaver' costume for his child..."

or...

* In retrospect the college student agreed that the "Realistic Embalmed Cadaver" costume was probably poorly thought out...

or...

* Although some people found it funny and others got used to the idea... most people decided there were better ways to get their beer than from the mouth of the "realistic attack" animatronic Cadaver statue at the bar's Halloween party.

* I'm not saying Statesman is boring and unimaginative; but his idea of a costume for the Freedom Phalanx's annual halloween ball was to wear a FULL helmet.

* Next Halloween: Egg and Toilet Paper temp powers.


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* I want to be a fly on the wall if Statesman decides to dress up as Emperor Cole for the Freedom Phalanx Halloween costume ball...
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Another good list there Steelclaw *thumbs up*


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Very cool!


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* On the Halloween Tip Missions: "It's just another Malleus Mundi... ooh ooOoh... Isn't this fun-di? Oh oooho... On my 5th run-di... ooh ooooho... then I'm all done-di... It's just another Malleus Mundi..."
Cue me spewing Black Cherry soda all over my desk.

I am NEVER going to hear that song the same way again.

Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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Cue me spewing Black Cherry soda all over my desk.

I am NEVER going to hear that song the same way again.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
You and me both...


... And now I've got the song stuck in my head, too.


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Cue me spewing Black Cherry soda all over my desk.

I am NEVER going to hear that song the same way again.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
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You and me both...


... And now I've got the song stuck in my head, too.
Same here. Is Steelclaw actually the lead singer of The Bangles, Susanna Hoffs? I had such a crush on her in high school.

Susanna, I mean, not Steelclaw.


 

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* On the Halloween Tip Missions: "It's just another Malleus Mundi... ooh ooOoh... Isn't this fun-di? Oh oooho... On my 5th run-di... ooh ooooho... then I'm all done-di... It's just another Malleus Mundi..."
It's a good thing I'm the only person on staff at the office, these days.


 

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* Headline: "Local Butcher investigated by child protective services when uses past-date meat to create 'Vahzilok Cadaver' costume for his child..."

or...

* In retrospect the college student agreed that the "Realistic Embalmed Cadaver" costume was probably poorly thought out...
Speaking of a meat suit. (warning: kinda gruesome looking)


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